Hero of the Year
So um what is there exactly to say about the Hero of the Year? Man, i hate how i do these introduction things because i always lock myself into a corner when i can't think of anything to say in particular. Well, the Hero of the Year is... something we've been doing for a while, i think. I mean, during the first year we just had a Villain of the Year, but a Villain needs a Hero, so... Voila! There, i think that's enough to keep the fangirls at bay...


Okay. Hero of the Year is NOT Matt Damon but Jason Bourne. I know, questionable, whatever. I haven't seen "The Bourne Supremacy" so i'll just use what i know from "The Bourne Identity." Franka Potente is a ... well, let's not bring her into this... i still have unresolved issues with that hobbit-humper... for lack of better terms. Aaaaaanyways, Jason Bourne has no memory of who he is and there are people after him to silence him because he used to be this high-ranking assasin who lost his memory when a job went bad. His appeal? Well, dude. LOOK at him, hello? And besides, Matt Damon can hold down an action movie much better than Ben Affleck can. Why are there girls out there who still think Ben Affleck is the shizznit? He so is not!
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