Elf of the Year

And people speculated that it couldn't be done! Well, ladies, the thing is that it's totally ridiculous to speculate that elves exist ONLY in the world of Lord of the Rings... AND it's ALSO ridiculous to speculate that Legolas is the hottest elf in the world (*laughs loudly* HOBBITS ROx0RS!). there are PLENTY of OTHER elves out there... sillies...


why LOOKIE! he has a bow, TOO! Standing at only three or four feet (more the size of a hobbit in the world of LOTR than an elf... eh, who cares? he's still an elf...) Strongbow comes from a DIFFERENT breed of elves than the "too good for you with my cool bow" Legolas. Strongbow is one of the chief elders of the Wolfriders. "Does he ALWAYS run around without a shirt?" whine the fangirls. Uh... well... actually no, but do you know how RARE it is to find Wolfrider pictures? sheebies... four fingers, ladies, count 'em... if you want me to demonstrate for you what a Wolfrider's hand looks like, stop me if you see me, and ask... i'll be more than happy to show you. *digs an elf hand out of closet* haha... not THAT way... Elf of the Year
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