Disney Character of the Year
It's hard to come up with an act that's equal or better than Captain Jack Sparrow. That guy was intense and insanely cool. He was a little batty, but that only added to his appeal. Mmm Johnny Depp... *Homer-esque drool noise* I dunno. MotY is a tough job but someone's gotta do it! And so we set about looking for a Disney character who would be equal in charm to Capt. Jack Sparrow. Does anyone else notice that Orlando Bloom's character is always the pretty accessory to the rugged hero? Aragorn... Hector... Capt. Jack...
So if anyone caught "The Incredibles" you can truly fathom how kick-ass Dash is. Dashiell Parr is the middle child of the Parr family in between his sister Violet and little brother Jack Jack. Hehe... Jack Jack is so cute... even with that little stunt he pulled at the end. So anyway, Dash's power is running really fast. He has a sort of Draco Malfoy thing going on with his hair... well, kind of. Dash is a typical kid. He seems to be about 10, maybe 11... still a kid tryng to fit in with other kids except his mom won't let him do sports because he'd smoke all the other kids by doing everything so fast, and since the world isn't particularly fond of superheroes during the time the movie takes place, they would... have to relocate and create new identities and stuff. Un-fun things like that... but yeah. There's Dash!
