You know... i didn't think i'd be able to come up with another one of these... what with "Finding Nemo" being the only cartoon Disney movie this year, and gods know i don't have a fish fetish. Luckily, there was "PotC",too... whew, eh, mateys?

Argh... yes, mateys, tis the illustrious Captain Jack Sparrow, hilariously funny, his drunk/stoned tone of talking/way of walking was fantastic. Johnny Depp was "Sexiest Man Alive" this year for a reason. Sure Cap. Jack has the greasy hair and the gold teeth, but man alive if he wasn't ten times more fun to watch than that bloody young Will Turner. Ooops... did i just diss Orlando Bloom? MY BAD... NOT! So, d'you seriously need me to recap what happened in Pirates of the Caribbean? Because i sure hope you saw it already. It was a better ride-turned-movie than say... "Haunted Mansion". Cap Jack steals your heart away the minute he sails into the harbor. *sigh* What a dreamboat... hahaha pun INTENDED... gods, i'm bad.

Yo ho ho and a Captain that's yum...

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