American of the Year
We've learned our lesson. I hate to bring up Josh Hartnett every goddamn year, but to tell you the truth, looking back on it every year, it still hurts me to think that he made the list that one year. Hurts. HURTS. It was an insult to all that we (or... me? I?) here at MotY stand for: hot men. hehe. But we learn from our mistakes, like all cool people do. And i couldn't think of a more deserving candidate than this year's American of the Year. Sue me for cashing into mainstreamness... I fell for him watching the Olympic swim team trials.
Dude, you guys, did anyone even question who it was going to be? I mean, seriously. I know what with the whole DUI thing and all, he's not exactly the best role model ever. But then again i was reading this article about anabolic steroids in Newsweek, and i must say, at least his talent is HIS, not because of some drug enhancement. This is a kid (and remember, he IS still a teenager) breaks records during his practices. So why Michael Phelps? In a year where this country has been at war and the world has become a less than pleasant place to live in, time stopped for the Olympics to happen, and i don't know about y'all but i was sitting right in front of my TV for every single swimming race he was in. He's the physical embodiment of America's pride and joy. Plus, he manages to look hot with huge ears and a massive underbite. Not every guy in the world can say that. Oh, did i mention his body is to die for? Because it is. Six feet five and still growing... hot. And this is coming from a girl who thinks hobbits are incredibly sexy. And since this is my obligatory comment to make whenever this picture (albeit incredibly zesty) pops up... PANCAKE NIPPLES!
