Forgive this intrusion but consider this concept for the furtherance of Jay Leno, Jay's Garage and associates.
This car concept could be yours!
This simple but unique auto guide already exists. It was formerly called "A Lady's Safe Auto Guide For PCs"
I, being a former auto mechanic and inspection mechanic wanted to create something so
extremely new that I designed this guide from one perspective. Anyone with a PC had to be able to use it's contents regardless of their knowledge of automobiles. I researched and wrote this Ebook for PCs on CD for sale on the internet. I always thought that it would make me money but I forgot a few
very important facts in the process.
1. It takes money to promote and 2. You are nothing on the internet without number (1.)..Why? Well, because no matter how good you are
you are still just another needle in that giant haystack that we call the internet.
A gold brick is always worth what it weighs and it is always gold, but if you take that same gold brick out on your boat and throw it overboard into the internet ocean it becomes nothing but lost.
That is where this amazing little book is now. It is lost! The only thing that it needs, to change it's current condition, is a man with relavance, means, and a desire to make it known to the world. It would fit right in with Jay's Garage as a great little promotional tool with links to the Jay Leno show that would or could be included within! It would become a vehicle for the Jay's Garage concept, but it would provide something you do not currently have. A Jay Leno memorabelia book for average people, and also a promotional tool for Jay Leno!
Let's face it. Everything is nothing if it doesn't serve a perfect purpose, right? Let's take any muscle car just for example. A muscle car with fancy paint and shiny rims with a winning engine and plenty of horsepower means nothing if it sits at the bottom of the ocean, right? BUT, if you take that same car, and put it on the streets of Burbank, and put Jay Leno behind the wheel to wave out at all of the common folk it becomes something entirely amazing as it drifts on by! See what I mean?
I have no relavence.I am poor, I am very desperate, I am afraid that I just can't push the old clunker any further. If you ask me to do the same thing Jay with that car it would be impossible. I wouldn't even be able to get it up off of the ocean floor.
This little Ebook on CD_Rom for Personal Computers is certainly something original. The concept is not meant to impress or to outdo other forms of referance. Remember Jay, this concept is designed to perform for your average dummy at minimum cost, but maximum functionality. It is not a picture album for car collectors, it is not a book for guys like Jay Leno who need something much more technical or graphic about hot cars. It is not a guide for mechanics. This is a simple guide for the average fans who watch Jay Leno and who don't have time for mechanical engineering, but whom want their car to be safe and sound. It is for the average guy or gal who want a Jay Leno key chain, mug or other collectible! With your own title and your cover it would become very relevant, indeed.It could easily bring in the price below for each unit sold.
I know that by now you have heard every sales pitch in the world and are numb to the commercialism around you but THINK one more time!
Remember, they sell millions of CDs every year with singers touting their expertise and they sell.
Jay, you won't have to sing on this one! I promise.
Imagine! The book with your title and your face on the cover!
Imagine!This same ebook on CD
as a promotional collector's item for Jay Leno and Jay's Garage!
Imagine!This same book has internet links, forever to your own online store, or to Jay's Garage, The Jay Leno Show, or to them all!
The ad below is an original for the book on CD for PCs.It will explain the concept further.
Get peace of mind now!Our guide works for anyone! This extremely simple E-Book takes the worry out of auto maintainence forever! It will work even if you know nothing! This Ebook is not for mechanics. It is for the average person who does not want to become a Mechanic but who wants a reliable vehicle.
How can you be sure that your mechanic will check everything? Most mechanics are very busy and will try to cut corners if they can.How can you be sure that he didn't miss something important? This guide and it's print outs fix all of that! All that you need to do is select the proper print out for the appropriate event. Give your mechanic the print out list and tell him to check everything off as he examines your car. He won't miss a thing because we have it covered for him! Our detailed print outs cover most of the unexpected problems that might catch you with a break down, otherwise.
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A Ladies Safe Auto Guide For PCs is filled with hundreds of basic facts provided by trained professionals that you should know about your car's necessary maintainence! All of the information is simplified for you. The important thing to remember about this excellent offer is that you do not need to learn any of it for the product to save you thousands of dollars in auto repair bills in the duration of your life time!The Print-outs cover everything that your mechanic needs to know about maintaining your automobile! Let him do the work! With this E-book on a disc you do not have to wonder and worry about auto maintainence anymore! The detailed checklist print-outs inform your mechanic of what to do and when. It's numerous print outs cover just about everything. This is the simplist way to keep your vehicle running safely and reliably. For the price of an oil change you can now buy peace of mind. It won't ever get any easier than this!This one of a kind product works for you and without you having to know anything about your car! Here's what you get for only $14.00 plus $4.20 shipping and handeling.
To order your own copy just send $14.00 Plus $4.20 for shipping and handeling. Send Money orders or personal checks. Personal checks take 15 days to clear but money orders and certified checks ship A.S.A.P.. Make them payable to Forrest Weekley.Credit Card Customers can use the PayPal "Add To Cart button below.
Pennsylvania residents please add .06% sales tax to your order. Make checks payable to Forrest Weekley and send all orders to Aaborn-Forrest Publications. 28 chestnut street, Belle Vernon, Pa. 15012
Our Gaurentee.There is very little risk to you. If this E-book on a disc does not work with your PC just return it and we will refund your $14.00 within 30 days of your original purchase for a $14.00 refund.Notice!This E-book on CD-Rom disc is designed for and works well with most Microsoft Browsers. This is not for Web T.V. Subscribers. You must have a CD-Rom Drive to use this disc on your computer and a printer to print out the Print-out check lists. We cannot refund shipping .
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This Ebook is in Adobe Format with an HTML opening page per each CD. It has plenty of internal links for online shoppers. This means that if you wanted to reserve a special online internet page to sell Jay Leno Memorabelia all we would have to do would be to reserv a special url-page link on the ebook. Easy Jay! If you sell a million of them a million of them will be linked to your show or online store! Wow. I think this would work well for someone like Jay Leno.
If your associates would be reasonable with me in a time so uncertain and could negotiate in good faith for the entire rights to this little cherry I would look forward to the oportunity. I need a break! I need to see my work become relavent! Listen Jay. How would it make you feel if you couldn't do what you do anymore? That is where I am and why I want you to call me as soon as is possible. I have no job and I have people that need me. My mom is 76 and my dad 75. I can't help them if I am poor. My brother has LYMe's disease and is disabeled. I cannot help him either. It's driving me nuts!
I don't want you to buy anything you do not need. I want you to buy something that will give the fans a collectible item
that they can remember you for. I have no fans. It won't do me any good! If you decide that you aren't quite sure about
this but want to check it out further just request it from me in writing. For just the $2.00 cost of postage I will send you a free
copy to keep and check it out. I have plenty. Let me know what you think via email as soon as possible or call 724-880-2316 or 724-929-0248. I do not have much time left.
My email address is [email protected]
or send a written request to the address above ASAP. I need a chance ASAP. Thanks for your time and consideration and
good luck with Jay's Garage.
P.S. I wish they would stop messing up the show times for the Jay Leno show here in the pittsburg area on WPXI. I like to record your show when I'm not home and watch it when I want but they seem to mess it up quite often here in favor of the steelers football team. We deserve accurate programming. We pay for it!It's not fair to you Jay to have your show and time slot stolen from you. It's just not right.They are being very rude and inconsiderate about it and you should complain to them soon.Football season is now here and I can assure you that the inconsiderate Jocks will abuse the Jay Leno fans at will if you don't do something about it soon.