| Biographies |
| Alex is the lead guitarist. He grew up in Toledo, Ohio and moved to Albany, New York, and then back to Toledo. Why he moved back to Toledo? Nobody knows or even cares. He is currently single, his favorite band is Green Day and he likes to make fun of Swedish heavy metal bands. |
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| Chris is the awsome drummer born in Columbus and forced into the hell of Toledo by his parents job. His favorite band is skycycle... you have no idea who they are, right? It's ok, Chris understands. go here for more info on the pimpest band they call Skycyle. |
| Will is the masterbasser. He was born in Toledo and moved to the frozen north of Ottawa Lake. Its 15 miles north of Toledo, but evolutionarily it's several species behind Toledo, its population being comprised of Neanderthal like humanoids.. Anyways, his favorite band right now is Tool, though it changes about every 48 hours. Sucks! |
| 2 odd animals had sex and then there was Graham .Graham is lead vocals and guitar. Born in New Jersey, he moved to Ohio. He was abducked by Swedish cattle and likes System of a Down. |
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| Tahoo is Chris's monkey. Tahoo is there because Chris can't play unless he is being watched by someone... so Tahoo is needed! Tahoo is crazy and often tries to kill people especially Graham because he likes to ATTEPMT to play Chris's set. |
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| Mini Q-tron is one of the many reasons for Will's ashtonishing bass ability. It is not that mini but produces a well worthy "funkadellic waaaaahh" sound. The mini Q-tron is Will's only friend and one day Graham caught him masturbating to it... Ewwwwww.... Wrong... |
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