Matt Niemerg is currently working on world domination. Many of you may laugh at this idea, but it is no joking matter. Someone needs to take firm control of the planet Earth, and it might as well be someone who wants to take it over and who would do a good job. During Matt's spare time, he enjoys reading, writing poetry and novels, listening to music, and hanging out with friends. Also, Matt loves to refer to himself in third person, which he is doing now. He has also invented the art of babbling continuously, which in this sense is to take a word or two from a previous sentence and make a completely new sentence about that word. Words are funny you know that? People tell Matt he's funny sometimes, but he doesn't listen to them. He has selected hearing and vision. His hearing and vision is quite adequate for his age. Matt is more mature than most people his age. Most people Matt's age are concerned with only finding dates and physical attributes of the people they like. People don't like Matt and he doesn't have physical attributes. Matt doesn't like people. People make up the cast of Monty Python's Flying Circus. Matt can quote some funny skits of Monty Python. 'Quoth the raven, "Nevermore." That line wasn't Monty Python, it was Poe. Matt thinks that Poe was a weird writer and quite crazy. People say Matt is crazy. Syd Barret is crazy, if he's still alive�������Matt thinks that what he wrote above isn't anything like him, he just wanted to amuse the masses. Matt really isn't like that at all, he doesn't babble�usually. Matt is going to go over here now �. Matt goes over to �.
To get down to the real issues on who I am. That, my dear readers, was not me. Well, in a sense it WAS me, seeing how I wrote it last year, but never had the time to put it on the site. Much of the above paragraph has your basic information about myself. I'll continue this a bit. I'm almost ready to turn 16, yay! Stay of the roads!! I am involved in several extracurricular activities, which include and are not limited to: Cross-country, scholar bowl, Math Club, German Club. I'm not sure if there's anything else to know about me. I probably shouldn't have kept that part about me wanting to take over the world seeing how the World Trade Center was bombed just last week. Oh well, doesn't matter now.
Sincerely, your soon to be supreme world leader,
Matt Niemerg