Marry Me Carm is no longer available. I, however, still am if you're a nice guy whose name is Carman...or Gerard Butler....or Neal McDonough...or Paul McGillion...the list of my harem is a mile wide.

;) Yeah, big surprise, right? Hmph!

You can visit me if you'd like, at:


RE: Lyrics, I'd like to help however I can, but since I don't own the rights to any of Carmie's, he didn't get after me. I just deleted them for wisdom's sake. ;) Maybe I'll post them up on one of those Christian lyric sites, cause I know some of my viewers were grateful for that, if not for my somewhat questionable (but genius!) humor.

Okay, okay. I can't leave without leaving ANYTHING worth seeing behind. How about this?

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