10. |
Use it to
grab pencils that you drop in class that
can't be reached with your foot. |
9. |
Use it to
grab a snack from the fridge while
watching a ball game. You won't miss any
plays again! |
8. |
Broken
swingset? No problemo! Just use your arm
to swing. |
7. |
Use it in
basketball to block shots and slam dunk
if you are vertically challenged! Also
useful for other sports. |
6. |
Use it to
retrieve that frisbee that has been on
the roof since 3rd grade. |
5. |
Use it to
stop thieves when they steal an old
lady's purse. |
4. |
Use it to
land a role playing in a SpiderMan movie. |
3. |
Use it to
change TV channels when you can't find
the remote. |
2. |
Use it to
save the world from a fascist dictator. |
1. |
Show it
to all the girls. Hear comments like
"Oh it's sooooo long!". |