| 10. |
Storage
of the system may be a little bit of a
problem. |
| 9. |
"Playing
Mario on the Dolphin" isn't supposed
to have more than 1 meaning. |
| 8. |
Releasing
a pink see-through Dolphin for a
videogame system just wouldn't be right. |
| 7. |
How many
males would actually buy a Dolphin shaped
item in public? |
| 6. |
Some
people may try to see if it can swim... |
| 5. |
Where the
hell would the DVDs fit??? |
| 4. |
I doubt
this would help the reputation of
Nintendo systems being "kiddy". |
| 3. |
Sharp
fins = lawsuit |
| 2. |
Let us
put the controller port near the
reporductive organs... |
| 1. |
Now that
I really think of it, I see bright things
for a Dolphin shaped console... |
