You have entered a destination many people have not traveled before. This world is filled with many uncertainties. A place where everyone knows your name and everyone wants to destroy you. A place where your best friend becomes your worst nightmare. This place epitomizes the Civil War. A place you get the point.
This site would
not exist without paying tribute to a man who goes by the name of "Seth Child",
AKA Seth Wolk. It was the summer of '91 when he showed a few lost souls how
to best spend their summer paychecks. Little did he know that he would enlighten
the youth, and help the elderly to prosper. "Seth Child", we thank you.
Now here is the 411.
Whenever we have a gutz night, one must show up with at least 20 dead P's.
If that gutz night were to be a Maverick gutz night, then each person must
bring at least 40 dead P's. If you should show up with insufficient funds,
and need to borrow, then you will be penalized with at least one foul. You
must come prepared.
Also, when showing up to any gutz night, you must be on time. If you are
more than 10 minutes late then what the calendar on this website has stated,
you will owe 10 Dead P's to the house. For every 10 minutes after that you
are still tardy, we will keep adding 5 more Dead P's to your bill. This will
also result in a foul.
Always D before S before H before C.
20 R's going for 5 credits a pop
12 W's going for 25 credits a pop
12 B's/B's going for 50 credits a pop
The only way you may show up to show your "gutz" is by written authorization
from the author of this webpage. Dates are posted in this site to help you
schedule your calendar. You must inquire with the author first via email
before the author grants you permission to show.
Because of numerous infractions to the written bylaws on how one must prove
their gutz, new rules and amendments have been created to protect the not
so innocent. One old rule that has been improved is the lack of gutz rule.
In the past, after 3 passes, a donation to Tikun Olam was initiated to the
tune of 5 credits. That would keep up each round until someone proved his
gutz. It has now been changed to, 2 passes = a 5 credit donation then, 2
more passes = 25 credits, then 2 more passes = 50 then, 2 more passes go
back to the original 5 credit donation etc. Each donation is still going
to Tikun Olam.
Because of the lack of respect many have showed throughout the years, fouls
and penalties have been installed. A foul can be called by anyone who notices
an infraction and reports it. However, the foul can not be carried out unless
the majority agrees to it. By the same token calling for fouls for the soul
attempt to being "foul crazy", can and will result in a foul being placed
on the one "who cried wolf". Having 3 fouls to your name will initiate the
36th amendment to the gutz bylaws. This means, not being allowed to the next
roundup. The 37th amendment has also been put in effect. This says that the
host of gutz can call a foul without needing approval, just as long as the
foul being called is for a penalty against his home. After being banned from
an evening, that person's name goes to the bottom of the invite list. This
of course can result in not getting invited to the next outing.
When using 2 tables for an evening of gutz, people's records will decide
what table that person will be placed at. In other words, the people with
the best records will be at the big boy's table, while the ones with losing
records will go to the kiddy table. In the event of a tie in people's standings,
we will go to the over/under category to make that final decision.
Finally, at the end of the night, the one with the most spoils cashes out
last. By the same token, the one who has the least to show for will cash
out first.
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