Biography

Profile for Clifford C:

To put it simply, for you lay persons, chicks dig me cuz I got gutz, mojo ballz, and all of the other shit that you posers don't have. Sure I lose, I even lose big. But that goes along with the bloody terrifuckingtory. Chicks are still gonna dig my gumbo, no matter what.

As for playing the game, I really don't know what I'm doing. Is a Jack High anything? As for my competition, my only concern is a peaceful coexistence with Phillip P., Wally P., Robert H., and Sam M., all the others, especially Michael L.; they can bend down and kiss my size 15's.

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B. Ronnie, is a self-educated highly decorated Eagle Scout. Currently on assignment in the Philippians. Details of mission are classified.

C. Clifford, is featured above.

D. Lauren, is currently on tour with the San Francisco troop of "Liberace on Ice". He can be seen in your town real soon. And you know that is what he has on his mind.

H. Robert, is busy at his local temple on becoming the first man to have 2 Bar Mitzvahs for the soul reason of paying off his debts to society.

K. Judy's Turn-ons: Holding hands, big shoulders, intelligence and pretty eys. Turnoffs: Hairy backs, onions, negativity, perverted guys & traffic.

L. Michael, released from Marion Federal Prison for distributing kiddy porn.

M. Sam, is busy working on his masters. Funny thing is, no one can recollect if the man ever went to undergrad school. He epitomizes the word "enigma".

P. Walley, is busy recruiting talent for the "BWF". That is correct, his own Basement Wrestling Federation. Some superstars that have been reported as saying yes are, the Iron Sheik, Bobo Brazil, and Adrian Adonis

P. Phillip, is currently in love with cellmate 325965. Wedding invitations will be out soon.

M. Sydney, is busy discovering his own anatomy.

M. Howard, is busy discovering M. Sydney's anatomy.

S. Leslee, is a self-proclaimed witch doctor. He is busy finding the cure for "The Clap". Apparently, his own medical condition has kept him in the lab working overtime to help ease his symptoms.

W. Raynan, enjoys golf and other male bonding experiences. No talents.

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Dimbert------Likes the packers more than he likes woman.  Places stupid bets, and never pays                          his debts.
Fischlawitz---Has a hussy for a sister.  He uses her name recognition to get things done his way.
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