| March 14, 2003 I recently realized something. Stephen King doesn't speak the truth. Pets cannot be brought back to "life." Sensitive men convicted of crimes they did not commit can not claim your germs as their own. Vampires do not exist. Alienated teenage girls with bible thumping mothers need more than their eyes to get revenge on entire gymnasiums full of miserable kids..no matter how nasty the trick they play on the poor thing. Women who die in bathtubs don't stick around, decaying and seducing those who are foolish enough to investigate the strange noise coming from room 267 (or whatever the magic number is). Children are unable to slaughter a town full of adults without it being noticed. Clowns are evil, but not THAT evil. Other breakthroughs: I no longer want to work in television or movies. I decided it is to chaotic and hectic. I need structure. I like Greek Mythology. Conan O'Brien is the only funny thing on television. Last night "Cinema Shores" showed Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine. I have really wanted to see that movie but couldn't miss Survivor so opted to let the opportunity pass. Also I had things to do and was too lazy to rearrange my schedule. Guess I'll have to rent the movie. Cinema Shores is in Atlantic Shores which is a gay/clothing optional resort. It would have been fun to watch a movie there. I hear you pay five bucks and get all the popcorn/candy/beverages you desire. Also you watch the movies outdoors. Sounds cool to me. They showed Red Dragon there a couple weeks ago, though I had actually already seen that in the theater. I like it when people have lisps. Not that I want one, but I find it charming in others. My poor little dog has aged considerably in the past six months. He hesitates when jumping on or off any piece of furniture, although it is painful for him. The thing is we aren't really sure how old he is. When we got him he was supposedly five so that would make him about 9 1/2 right now. He acts like he is far older though. I've been thinking about something. How does anyone remained married to the same person for over twenty years? I have great admiration for those who can stick with the same person for such a long time. People change SO much throughout life..seems like there should be a national cycle or something..like every ten years you can opt to get out of the marriage in a quick and easy way and get back into the single scene to "discover yourself." It is not that I don't believe in the institution of marriage, whats to believe in? I just don't think its for everybody and certainly the statistics back me up on that one. I have some things that need attention (correspondance, mainly) and I may even work on getting some of my infamous pictures onto this site..though I doubt I will have any luck. We'll see. Back |