Things You Wouldn't Hear On Ranma1/2

~Ranma-chan: "Ok Happowsai, just this once..."

~Ryoga:"Yes, Akane, I can be a man and tell you that I am deeply in love with you..."

~Ukyo:"Waittaminit, I've got a really hot guy chasing after me...screw you Ranma, Tstuba's the woman...er...man for me!"

~Shampoo: Anything gramatically correct

~Ranma: "Akane, you're lookin' good."

~Kodachi:"Ack! I'm really ugly!"

~Genma the Panda: anything

~Ryoga: "Women's clothes are fun!"

~Tstuba: Anything after the first volume he's introduced.

~"Hey Kuno...::seductive voice:::"

~Kuno:"screw those girls, I'll just play around with Kodachi."
  Kodachi: "What was that?"

~(Maison Ikkoku humor here)Happosai: "Finally!!! I've found myself a hore!!!"
  Akemi: "Erm....I think you're a little old for me"

~Akane: "P-chan, Let's Elope to California."
P-chan: "Squee!!!"
Mimi: ::sob::

~Ranma-chan: "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedlelee dee dee, there they are a standing in a row, bum bum bum..."

~Cologne: "Take me Mousse!!! Take me now!!!

~Soun: "Won't you take me tooo, funkee toooowwwn!!!!!!"

~Kasumi: "I'm leaving Nerima to take a job managing a boarding house" (Maison Ikkoku humor again)

~(for mikey and tim)Kuno: "Hey little girl, would you like to ride in my car?"
Akane: "Get lost!! I'm on my way to visit my deear old grandmother...(musical interlude) and she told me to never ever talk to strangers!!!"

~Ryoga(while fighting Ranma): "screw this"  ::pulls Vincent (from FF7) out of pocket:::
Vincent:  ::pulls out gun:: BANG!

~Nabiki: "So how come I haven't said anything yet?"
Mimi: "Quiet You!"

~Principle Kuno: "Say, why isn't MY hair in a buzz cut?"

~Cologne: ::just keels over one day and dies::

~Soun:  "How do I make money, you ask? I'm a male escort!!"

~Shampoo:  "Shampoo going to shave head like Krillin!"

~Happosai: "Time for me to come out.....i'm gay....."