Quotes

~Nabiki: "Ranma, if you're going to sneak into a girls room, do it quietly."

~Kuno (on Kodachi): Even though I am her brother, I have to admire her for being so wicked, so nasty, so spiteful, and so thoroughly twisted.

~Ranma-chan (after staying up all night training):Huh? Wha--morning awready?
  Akane: Are you...are you ok...for the match?
  Ranma-chan: No plobrem.
                        No Broplem.
                        Pro Noblem.
                        Plo Ropnem.
                        Blo Noprem.
  ::eating breakfast:: Ranma Chan: Hey, Kasumi, this fish cake is tough.
  Kasumi: That's a towel.

~Ryoga:  I came without getting lost!  To think that I, with the world's worst sense of direction...have come straight to this place!!  That is the power of love! Oh Akane...but this is no time for emotions!  I must find a way to disrupt Ranma's match!
::splash::
Schoolgirl: Hey! What if someone's down there!
Schoolgirl2:  It's ok.  There's only a pig.

~Schoolgirl1: It's Kodachi's big brother!!
Schoolgirl2:  He's so fine!
Kuno Classmate 1: Did you hear that?
Kuno Classmate 2: Ignorance is bliss!

~(battle with Kodachi) Announcer: And Ranma snags the table!  What an innovation!! ... And Kodachi counters with her own brother!!

~(after being kissed by Mikado) Ranma (to Ryoga): Shut up! If I hadn't been stuck in skates, that moron never would have--
Ryoga: --kissed you?
Kasumi: Well! REally?  You were kissed Ranma?
Nabiki: Wow! By who?
Ranma: ...
Ryoga (smiling): Tell them ,Ranma.  IT isn't often that one is kissed...by such a handsome BOY.