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The SHREDDER
Shredder

HEIGHT: 6' 2"

WEIGHT: 220 lbs.

WEAPON: BAH! Weapons are for children! I have my armor, it suffices!*

FAVORITE COLOR: Purple, the color of royalty, as it befits me... Red, as it flows from the lifeless bodies of my enemies!*

HOBBIES: Conquering the world!*

FAVORITE MUSIC: I have no time for such foolishness!*

NICKNAMES: Conqueror, Reviler, Master, Lord Emperor*

FAVORITE FOOD: I do not eat food. It is for the weak of mind and body!*

FAVORITE BOOK: Books are mindless drivel composed by egocentric worms who think that their views are of actual importance! BAH! When I rule, there will be no place for such gibberish!*

* no editing has been done to ol' Shred-Head's answers, however necessary it may have seemed. -DB

PERSONAL PROFILE
I am Oroku Saki, Ninja Master of the Foot Clan. The Foot have existed for centuries, and I am their prodigy. The sum-total of all past Masters before me, I surpass them all in skill and knowledge. I am unstoppable. I reign supreme in the Clan, as I will one day the entire globe... and beyond.

Rejoice that I honor you with these words, o worm! Bow before my magnificence and might, and I may spare you when my time arrives. But only if it pleases me to do so!

Who I am and what I do is none of your concern! Merely prepare yourself for the inevitibility of my reign! I have spoken! Begone with you!

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