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I used ta be a normal schmoe on da street, until da Boss made me inta a
mutant. It's kinda wild bein' a mutant, but I kinda likes it. I don't
miss bein' human much, cuz I never had no friends anyways, 'cept for
Bebop, and he's a mutant-type individual now too, so I tink everything
is copacetic, ya know? I is much stronger den I usta be, sos I can do
alot more fun stuff than before. Da Boss is kinda mean to us, but he
gives us fun stuff ta do. When he takes over da world, he's gonna give
me and Bebop our own island to ourselves ta rule as we see fit! Dat'll
be real fun!
I
really hates dem no good Turtles. Dey is always spoilin' our fun and
hittin' us! One o' dese days, I's gonna get dem guys! If it weren't for
dem and dat dirty rat leader o' deirs, me and Bebop could have our own
island by now! Sooner or later, dey'll get theirs, and we'll get ours!
Haw haw haw!
I
hates computers. Dey is confusin' and hard ta use. I just like bashin'
it up, ya know? Dat's what fun is all about... breakin' stuff! Uh oh...
I gotta go... da Boss is yellin' again...
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