gotta say that I'm nobody special, just a regular Joe. Awhile back I got
sick and tired of the hoods ruining my 'hood, so I decided to do
somethin' about it. I started weight training and bought some martial
arts books and began workin' out heavily during my down time. I don't
recommend doin' what I do, but I ain't gonna discourage ya either. If
more folks were willin' to do somethin' about the sorry state society's
in, this country wouldn't be in such a mess.
"bad guys" got pretty much free reign in my berg, so I'm doin'
stuff to give 'em somethin' to think about before they attempt their
next mugging (or worse). I'm no hero, I'm just a guy who's sick of all
the crap these two-bit punks are dishin' out. It's about time somebody
taught 'em the difference between right and wrong. It seems that the
cops got too much to handle, so I'm lendin' the Boys in Blue a hand.
met up with the Turtles by chance when I ran into Raph a few years back.
You could say we "hit" it off right away... my jaw still aches
from that meetin'! (Hah! He'll get a kick outta that one... and then
mebbe I'll give him another! Hah hah!) Raph and I get along well, as
we're "birds of a feather." We like to take the proactive
approach... which means we try to stop problems before they arise. The
other guys are happier to sit back and wait for trouble to come to
them... me and Raph are happier to introduce ourselves to the
troublemakers, and then stomp 'em outta existence.
dunno how long I'll be able to keep runnin' with the Turtles, though.
I'm startin' to get up there in age for street fightin', and my bones
are startin' to feel pretty brittle. I'm okay for now, but the wear and
tear is startin' to take its toll. I've had some pretty rough times
these past few years, but don't worry, I ain't gonna cry on your
shoulder... but what I've dealt with has got me thinkin' more seriously
about the future, and what I need to do to make it better, especially
now that I've got my awesome daughter, Shadow, to take care of. I'm
gonna be depressed when I put down the clubs, but I gotta face facts and
realize that sooner or later I'm gonna have to. Hopefully it'll be much
take care of yourself! Nobody else is goin' to!