| Doubting the truth in our statement of supremacy? Fine--we offer indomitable proof that all other "Ninja Monkeys" are simply tards in disguise. |
| www.ninjamonkeys.com: only a jerk would steal this domain name and utilize it as a search engine. www.ninjamonkey.com: oh, right, I forgot...it takes, like, a million years (roughly the amount of time this stupid tent has been marking the future home of what we anticipate will be another lame-ass site) to build a website. I rememer back when we started our website...like 2 weeks ago...man it took SO LONG to make even the first page and afterward, golly, we slept for like, 30 days. Losers. www.ninjamonkey.org: big fat ditto. Losers. (p.s. I believe that, since we are up-and-running and so *obviously* cooler than you guys, "the monkey" is already here--and he brought some bad ass friends. www.ninjamonkey.net: seriously, assholes, this is too much procrastination...even for lazy computer dorks. www.geocities.com/ninjamonkeys: this page was evidently created by a retarded 11 year old girl who is looking for a serious beat down. I mean, if you can't even draw, why you tryin' to start shit with real Ninjas? The Totally Christian Ninja Monkeys: no, we are not making this up--some pervert thinks the best way to push Christ on kids is via cross-bearing Ninja Monkeys. Or "Ninja Monkeys," to use the allegedly quotes, because no Bible thumper's ever gonna be a Ninja. If you Google "Ninja Monkeys," a few other things will come up but most of them are lame web-logs (though one, to its credit, did point out the disparity between Christianity and Ninja Monkeys) or offers for t-shirts and therefore nowhere near mentionable in any distinguishing kind of way. |
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