| The Ninja Monkey Code of Honor |
| All Ninja Monkeys must swear by the following tenets set forth as the Ninja Monkey Code of Honor. To go against this code is to go against all things Ninja and to indicate unfitness as a Ninja Monkey. 1. I will honor my fellow Ninjas above all other beings on this Earth. 2. I will honor the rules of grammar and spelling. 3. I will strive always toward education and intelligence, and away from ignorance and stupidity. 4. I will honor the sanctity of all Ninja Secrets I am blessed with knowing. 5. I will fight the evils of tardery. 6. I will honor the decisions of the high command. 7. An enemy of a Ninja is an enemy of mine. 8. I will never act in aggressive stupidity, but will learn about a subject before offering comment. 9. If I have nothing of use to say, I will remain silent. 10. I will allow other Ninjas to have opinions different from my own. 11. I will not be threatened by the opinions of others. 12. I will not engage in arbitrary debates or arguments. 13. I will never cower from a necessary fight. 14. I will not willingly engage myself with things that suck. 15. I will not use any prohibited words or terms. |
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