| Discovered in the freezing Northeast region of the US by the great Pjosley, Ninja Monkey Han has made himself an indispensible member of the Ninja Monkeys, not only by virtue of his ability to recognize and combat tardism, but because of the great amount of philosophical and ideological input he has offered. A purveyor of the "Your Genius is My Tard" theory, Han serves the Ninja Monkeys not only via monkey missions but also as a figurehead on the international lecture circuit. He has been seen in colleges and universities the world over, spreading the anti-moronic gospel that is Ninja Monkism. |
