Some monkeys are bad-assed, some are mysterious, but The Dark Monkey is the king of them all. Bad-assed, mysterious, and unfalteringly cool, The Dark Monkey conjures funk music when he walks and makes women swoon; put him in velvet and we'd have to call him Pimp.
The Dark Monkey's whereabouts remain, for the most part, unknown to all but his most loyal companion Bush Baby; he appears when needed and then, poof!, is just as quickly receding once again into the darkness. The fastest of all known primates, The Dark Monkey can run any damn fool down to crack some sense into his dumb ass, and then he be out before consciousness returns, so don't even play. |
