| That's right. Back by popular demand, Al-Habuq-Teawn, the penguin lord of shame, has been granted his own page of might and power! We may woot to his strength and wisdom! The Satellite acknowledges his supreme might over all penguins, and has made him a general in his ranks. We should all learn something from the lessons that Al-Habuq-Teawn is willing to teach. BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE PENGUIN HORDES! And for the record, my inner penguin is named Ferd. He pretends to be a pimp and lives in eastside Chicago in a room that looks like a disco club. He gets violent at the point of orgasm. Weird, huh? Just remember: we are all secretly penguins dreaming of ourselves as humans because we are ashamed of something. Find yours today! |
