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Corey's comedy |
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A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street when the brunette said, "Look a dead bird" The blonde looks up and said, "Were."
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What do you call a packi in a turbine......... Pull start |
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What do you call a lazy packi in a turbine....... Kick start |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to play hanki spanki. Stupid Jill forgot her pill and out came little frankie. |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and pulled his fly and said,"do you wanna" Jill said,"yes" she pulled her dress and they went to have some fun. Jack and Jill forgot there pills and now they have a son. |
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Johnny was playing with his trains choo choo he came to the first station who ever want's to get the fuck on get the fuck on who ever want's to get the fuck off get the fuck off choo choo he get's to the second station but this time his mom here's him,"Johnny don't use that language" so she makes him sit in the corner for half an hour so she sends him back to his trains but makes him promise not to use that language so choo choo he gets to the station and say's,"Who ever want's to know why i'm late go ask that fucking bitch in the kitchen. |
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A blonde a brunette and a red head were trapped on a deserted island and it was 1 mile to swin to a city so the brunette swan 1 quarter of a mile got tired and drown so the red head goes swins half a mile get's tired and drown's so the blonde goes she swim's half a mile get's tired and swim's back. |
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A guy walks in to a hotel and ask's for a room and the ladie say's we have room left but it's haunted so the guy say's i'll take it so ladie tell's not to sit on the stool so he walk's in and sit's on the stool then he hear's I am the ghost of johnny cage rip your ball's off and put them on the table so scream's run's out the window and die's so another guy walk's in and the same thing happens so then santa clause walk's in and he get's the room and he sit's on the stool he hears a ghost say I am the ghost of johnny cage rip your ball's off and put them on the table santa clause say's I am the ghost of christmas past you touch my ball's i'll kick your ass. |
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