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Corey's Comedy |
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| Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench eating candy bar after candybar after the 6th one a man across said to him "Son these candy bars arent good for you they'll give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat Little Jhonny replied."My grand father lived to be 107 years old. The man asked "Did he eat 6 candy bars a day Little Johnny replied "No he minded his own fucking buisness..... |
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Little Johnny returns from school and say's he got an "F" in arithmetic "Why" asks his father "The teacher asked me what's 3x6 and I said 6" "But that's right" said his father "Then she asked me whats 6x3" "What's the fucking difference" said his father "That's what I told her" replied Johnny..... |
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One day in a proper grammer lesson the teacher asked for a show of hands for those who could use the word beautiful in the same sentence twice. First she called on little suzie who responded "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it" "Very good Suzie" replied the teacher. Then she called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."Excellent Michael". Then she called on little Johnny "Last night at the dinner table my sister told my dad she was pregnant and he said,"Beautiful just fucking beautiful." |
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