Q: What is Zombie Defense Network?
A: Zombie Defense Network is a cell based militia of global magnitude built for the preparation and assistance of all conceivable disasters. We feel it is our obligation to assist the community by creating a standard of preparedness and general know-how to ensure the survival of humanity through any/ all unseen hardships within our foreseen future.
Q: Do you really believe in zombies?
A: We, at Zombie Defense Network, feel it is quite possible for zombies to exist in this time of age due to research and development in the fields of biological/ chemical warfare, though we do not feel that it is a possibility that zombies exist today.
Q: What is a zombie?
A: Our definition of what a zombie is:
Any creature that has been infected with a foreign agent for which there is no known vaccine/ cure that is spread by contact with bodily fluids and causes clinical death followed by resurrection. Upon resurrection, the creature's biological and/or neurological functions are altered such that the creature is still able to move and function with lack of a working organ system. The creature's behavior is altered to produce highly aggressive actions, often caring only to attack, mutilate, and/or eat, thereby spreading the foreign agent to non infected parties. The creature will appear to have greater strength and stamina than once applied before resurrection due to its disregard for personal welfare and lack of response to pain.
Notice: This is the definition as seen fit by our organization. To this day there is much debate among scholars, scientists, and survivalists about what a zombie is.
Q: Does your organization also believe in paranormal activities such as UFOs, ghosts, or demons?
A: The Zombie Defense Network does not deny the possibilities of paranormal activities to exist, however we do not feel such activities are an immediate threat to humanity's survival.
