Oct. 12, 1993
BOO! IT'S HALLOWEEN!
WHAT IS FRIGHTENING?
When you have a date tonight and found out that you ran out of good clean underwear. What's more frightening is when when all you
left are old underwears that seems to be breathing and just your Mickey Mouse Underoos. (Based on a true story)
WHAT IS SPOOKY?
When your beautiful wife's old photos don't resemble her at all which turned out to be that she had hundreds of face lifts and liposuction surgeries
before you met her. What's spookier is having no idea now of what your baby will look like when he, she or maybe "IT" is born.
WHAT IS TERRIFYING?
When you and a bunch of your friends have a non-stop driving trip from here to Los Angeles after eating Super Grande Bean Burritos for lunch.
What's more terrifying is when you're a wimpy 160-pounder and the rest of your friends are all over 200 poinds and all the car windows are stuck
shut with no air conditioner.
WHAT IS SCARY?
When a 26 year-old single male still lives with his parents, and his mommy still tucks him to bed every night. What's scarier is when you feel
cranky at work caused by not getting enough sleep the night before because you woke up in the middle of the night and your Teddy Bear
named "Cuddles" is missing. (Based on another true story)
WHAT IS HORRIFYING?
When the 49ers are losing, Joe is not here anymore, and I'm still supporting the team. What's more horrifying is when I'm wiling to pay
$71.50 for a pair of tickets even though the 49ers have a lousy team, and they are only playing the mediocre Los Angeles Rams on Halloween.
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