the last living ninbo ninja. he must also be the first, i'm assuming, since i've never heard of ninbo until this morning (and just heard of "kenbo" last week). ninbo = nin boxing? okay. new music to go with thier instruction... i get it. nin = nine inch nails. nine inch nails boxing. they crank up "head like a hole" and "closer" and do super duper high-flying black belt 180° spinning dragon kicks! woohoo. okay, i'm making too much fun of it. is that ninbo, nin boxing? what the...? 

Ninbo is a secret art only revealed to the world recently. Although Ninbo contains secret 18 monkey boxing skills learnt when an ancient Ninbo master was washed onto the shores of a secret island of the coast of China inhabited only by monkeys, it is not Nin-boxing.

whose densho are these "ninja workouts" based on? how did this "last living ninbo ninja" acquire the densho? no names are given. no names of instructors or schools other than "ninbo ryu". 

The densho is Ninbo-ryu. Althought Ninbo-ryu is the father to many world famous martial arts, including Zen Chi Fa and other lethal forms of death.

i think i got a little heated a few weeks back talking about "tae bo" and how it seemed to be named as such as a way to make it more appealing to those with an interest in MA - but this doesn't just allude. this blatantly states and claims lineage. "the master is so deadly we cannot reveal his name". pfffffffft. 

A true Ninbo master cannot reveal his true identity. Ninbo has nothing to do with Tae-bo. Tae-bo was formed by a black martial arts expert and Ninbo was formed by a martial arts expert that likes to wear black ... totally different.

since when was musashi known for aerobics? this is ridiculous. 

You obviously have not endured a long battle to understand the requirements of aerobics to endure many hours of sword swinging, head chopping and bone breaking.

this is wrong if you ask me. plain and simple, there is no place for language or "ethics" (lack thereof) such as this in ANY martial art whether it's legit or not. this website and the "art" it claims was actually amusing until i read this. to claim lineage, claim secrets, and then put THIS out there as if it's an accurate representation of the spirit of ninpo, ninjutsu, or any other art... it's despicable. 

this makes me sick. i can't force myself to write anything else.

I agree, stop whining and start training. The world needs less fat Ninjas.