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Warning: This diet will kill you if you do not also practise ancient Ninbo meditation and Kuri Kurry. Do not attempt this if you are not under the instruction of a qualified Ninbo instructor.
About the Ninbo Diet
Ancient Ninja need to be slim in order to climb into castles, hide in cracks and blend with the bamboo. Only the true ninja knew of the special ninja diet required to achieve this. Although the Ninbo ninja diet is secret. We can reveal a  basic diet that helps get the Ninbo ninja reading for the ultimate .. "Becoming Bamboo Diet" 
Beginner Diet
Day 1

Breakfast
Saki
Dolphin Sashimi
Lunch
Saki
Koala Eye Kebabs
Dinner
Saki
Raw Chicken

Day 2

Breakfast
Saki
Fried Panda
Lunch
Saki
Cat Livers
Dinner
Saki
Jelly Fish

Day 3

Breakfast
Saki
Boiled Baby Seal
Lunch
Saki
Rat paws
Dinner
Saki
Jelly Fish

Day 4

Breakfast
Saki
Raw Whale Eggs
Lunch
Saki
Dog tongue
Dinner
Saki
Jelly Fish

Day 5

Breakfast
Saki
Elephant meat
Lunch
Saki
Horse Testicles
Dinner
Saki
Penis of Baby Panda

NOTE - All meals are served with Rice and Gunga Weed Soup
 

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