Nothing goes with purple hair.
How did she get that way we cry?
Why, she fell into Mothers dye.
Lorna Lean was fat and heavy.
So was Harold, her dear steady.
Then they heard of Diet Coke.
Now they�re as thin as this poor joke.
Walter falters and stumbles around,
And can�t seem to keep his feet on the ground.
While Mary is steady and firm as a rock.
And that�s how she made a hole in her sock.