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There�s something a wee bit peculiar dear,
In the way you smile and twitch your ear.
Not that I�m predjudiced, goodness knows,
I just wondered a bit about your shape?
It doesn�t exactly seem to drape
But it lists a bit to either side.
And aren�t your feet a shade too wide?
What�s that you said? I didn�t hear.
You will excuse me, won�t you dear?
Those sounds you make are very nice,
But I�ll have to ask you to say them twice.
Well! Really my friend, I must disagree!
It�s quite nice weather for Earth, you see.
How was your trip? Was there plenty of room?
Did you have time at all to stop on the Moon?
Oh, pardon me please, I just didn�t know,
You have an aversion to people that glow?
Isn�t it nice that we�re civilized too?
We can�t stand people colored blue.