The Dynamics Of JohnnyGoat
Goat is "TheFunky". Geetar playa for Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch feat. DjNims. But this means nothing in our story (or does it?). Goats are a large piece of various mythologys, but where does it fit in the Holy Quintet/Orgy you ask? Well, let me tell you. Goat is the the Dual Voices of God, one angry, one forgiving,a spontaneus prophet, and a decision prophet; the twin prophet, and represents 2/5s of the religious "Kwan". The Twin Prophets speak the word of god and the holy Kwan. He does not believe in the name Kwan as it goes against the authority of the quintet. But to the contrary, as i was wandering through the hills of SPC, i heard a voice whispering in the skyline...it said "kwaaaaan, kwaaaaaaan. And it seemed to be holy to this writer. But that means nothing in the long run of things. These pages are written by mere mortals, so we can hardly understand the strange behavior of the many faces of god.
During the pre-conception era of the 1200s, the Twin Prophets descended upon the small village of Guspatcho and left behind a giant metallic Monolith. The Mystical outer worldly powers of this object transformed this small community into the world we now know as SPC. Everyone started humming strange tunes, The Men went bald, While all the Women started to oddly resemble Shirley Manson. Pumpkin farms sprouted up across the countryside.But what became the oddest development of them all, there were some who hated love, and in turn, hated the feeling of adore. These folk delved into a fever dream of biscuits & corn, and left the pumpkin growers to gasp in horror as the witches jinxed thier pants, and tied their hellish identities to thier belts with chains. As the jinxed-pants/corn & biscuit folk took over the town government. The pumpkin growers were forced into exile of the future Canada. The past black angels of mirth who dominated the towns, were being replaced by new White Angels, who gained the love of the corn folk, and in turn merged together to form a new angel hybrid that confused the folk for about 5 minutes before they realized the White Angels had just picked up Guitars. At this time the only visible salvation for the rest of the folk were the saints who lived in the back streets of Guspatcho. They dazzled the young townsfolk with their matching garbs, fluid movements, and dashing good looks.
It was a dark time for Guspatcho.....
Until Tesh descended upon the land, and set it straight.
But that is another story...for another time.
