your feet are small and you wear socks, when i was young i built stuff with blocks
i like bacon when it gets cooked, i went to the airport to get my flight booked
here's my pinky there's your thumb, when you shake toast you make crumbs
pens are filled with lots of ink, you cant go long before you have to blink
when you roll balls they roll around, if i was king i'd get crowned
i like to have sex with underaged girls, being in a boyband you get alot of pearls
plastic flowers, coffee's made from beans, scrub my bathtub with Mr. Cleans
i make sculptures from aluminum cans, to make the wind blow you need bigass fans
i gazed at you, i said "hey bitch", you look like a ho' from abercrombie & fitch
Joanie & Chachie was on tv, i think my mom had a VD, and i think it's phat when WalMart gives me stickers,i like apple pickers"
sarah michelle gellar slays vampires, cars have wheels that are attached to tires
paper mache hats are white and break easy, bustin' jefferson style like george & 'ouisie
elmo is red and really fuzzy, I learned all my french from Muzzy
animal crackers are shaped like an animal, the lecter's name i think was hannibal
thread sews things back together, i wanna get lubed up and dressed in leather
coca cola is mad carbonated, i was bored so i masturbated
knifes are sharp and made of metal, wayne and garth were like "you're mental"
glasses can make you see clearer, wearing pants makes it all seem realer
cds are small and they spin around, tigger's ass likes to bounce and bound
milk comes from cows, cats come from kittens, my fingers got cold so i wore some mittens
old spice smells funky, it's like insence, i get mad artistic then i say "hence"