| Tribute to the lawn gnomes |
| Top 10 best uses for a lawn gnome.... 10. Used as table legs, they keep the dog from begging for scaps at dinner. 9. Bludgeoning device to attack the person who thought up silent "G's". 8. Freak out your neighbor by sneaking out each night and moving them slowly across the lawn until it reaches his front door. 7. Hollow one out so you can fit your head inside. Wear it while driving. 6. Markers for dog crap that is too disgusting to pick up and you don't want to hit with the lawn mower. 5. Handy for those weekly re-enactments of the presidential debates. 4. Put a bed in your front yard surrounded by 7 gnomes and wait for Prince Charming to show up. 3. There's gno good use for a gnome. 2. To stop your car from hitting your mail box. 1. The ideal guests at a slumber party for your kid who has no friends. (probably because you have a lawn gnome) |
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| Lawn Gnome Hiku I am a lawn gnome Hail to my mighty power Your soul is now mine Sitting on a lawn Staring into your glass eyes I will kill you now Lawn gnomes are evil Do not anger the lawn gnome Or it will hurt you How happy they look Staring straight forward always They're looking at you |
| David the gnome... one of my inspirations |
| Howard the gnome... he lived a great life |
| This is an underpants gnome from South Park |