2. Commercials. Particularly those that start out making you think that they must be an underwear commercial, but then end up being a commercial for a vacuum or something.
3. Riding the COTA bus down High St. Also, High St. at night. OK, High St. Period.
4. PEOPLE who don't take HINTS
5. Taking a shower and, in the middle of said shower, noticing that there is brown water trickling out of the spicket.
6. Riding a 10-year-old pink bike (with less than adequate brakes, I might add) down a hill, in the rain, into a bright orange construction fence and, hence, flying over the fence and being chuckled at by the inordinate amount of bystanders.
7. Having said bike stolen. Also, having 2 other bikes stolen. I even locked the second 2 (I think).
8. Immortal snails. (You'd think that if you didn't feed it or clean its tank for months on end it would just die. He can now be visited in Mirror Lake.
9. Stupidity. Particularly self-righteous stupidity.
10. Cold Creek Manor. I repeat. COLD CREEK MANOR. And, of course, Van Helsing.
11. Smokers. Because smoking is cool, everybody.
12. Kandice's top ten list of unfortunate things
13. Having your really cool hat fly off of a cruise ship in the middle of the Caribbean.
14. Puns. But they're a good kind of unfortunate!
15. The fact that I, rather than doing my plethora of homework, took the time to write a list about unfortunity...unfortunateness...unfortune. Yes.