me- hey 

dawg-yo 

me-sup-dawg..you got ma watch?

dawg-a/s/l

me-i dont think i know you well enough yet

dawg-what your age?


me-oh...well its 18...whats your size?

dawg-areu male or female

me-im female...how big are you?

dawg-wat u mena big?

me-i think id know if i was male or female..whats you cock size?

dawg-7in

me-you dick is seven inches!?

dawg-yup

me-do you have a picture?

dawg-do you? 

me-i dont have a picture of yor cock!

dawg-i know

me- yup you want me to send you the url?

dawg-sure

me-URL:http://www.hooptie.com

me-hey

dawg-ok that is sick!

me- oh im sorry that was my grandmas web site..

dawg- hey

dawg- send yours

me-ok hold on

me-You have sent a file request. File(s) Name:carglasses3.jpg

dawg- ewww your fucking sick your going on my ignore list

me-ohh come on..i was in love with you!!!

dawg-eww no your so fucking gross

me-but i love you

dawg-eww no

me- why not?

dawg- your so so fuckiong ugly

me-thats not nice i cant help the way i look

dawg-its called plastic surgury

me-but i only got....1....2.....3..i got three cents, is that enough?