this is me, Nik

I work the graveyard shift at the cloverdale Chevron. This is where i do most of my drawings. Its a crazy job, my night consists of chatting it up with the loitering prostitutes, avoiding the fish man, making fun of the donut guy, listening to crazy cop stories, hanging out with the smelly Subway guy, and trying to figure out what's clogging the bathroom toilet.

In my free time, my friends and i, like to write and film comedy skits. Some of the characters are, Paul fasly, Jib Frowly, Mr. Big cock, the mesage therapist, No sex for you guy, Get out of here Guy, Garry Skinback and Detective humpface. You can imagine what goes on in our heads.

LIKES

• Dick and fart jokes
• Kevin Smith movies
• Laughing so hard, my pants fall down
• Smacking peoples asses
• Watching people smack, other peoples asses
• Watching people smack their own asses
• Old cars
• Old people
• Old Spice
• Old school skateboarding
• When girls put their tongue in my ear..(although, i pretend to not like it)
• My three legged cat

DISLIKES

• Smelly farts
• Hardcore Rap
• Assholes who don't say "Hi" to me when i do.
• Getting mugged
• Getting kicked in the nuts (it's funny when your a kid)
• People who think they're "the shit" because they have an expensive car
• The guy on my street, who drives the yellow VOLVO
• People who smell like Doritos
• White people who think they are black