My funny valentine,
Sweet,comic valentine;
You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable;
Unphotographable;
Yet, you're my favorite work of art.

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smart?

Don't change your hair for me;
Not if you care for me;
Stay, little Valentine, stay!
Each day is Valentine's Day.