Why are Essex girl's coffins Y-Saped?
Cos as soon as they are on their back, their legs open
How do you know you are flying over Wales?
You see toilet paper hanging on the clothes lines
Did you hear about the Welshman that was studying all day? He was due to take a urine test tomorrow
What is an Essex girl's idea of safe sex? Locking the car door
What's the difference between a good old boy and a cornishman? The good old boyraises sheep and the cornishman emotionally gets involved.
Husband: Darling, will you still love me when I'm old and feeble?
Wife: Of course I do, Honey
Why did god give woman nipples? To make suckers out of men.
Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear the most? "I'll fix it".
What is a wedding tragedy? To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money!
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital
What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off.
What do most men think mutual orgasm is? An insurence company
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married
Why are men and spray paint alike? One squeeze and they're all over you
Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have true feelings
Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable
~more jokes coming soon~
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