| Things will happen in your life that you can't stop. But that's no reason to shut out the world. *Now and Then* |
| M ovie Quote s |
| "That can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars over the fence, world series kind of love." *It Takes Two* |
| "This has GOT to be a nine-point-oh on my weird-s***-o-meter." *Men In Black* |
| "I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick -- It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh -- Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around And the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you -- Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all." *10 Things I Hate About You* |
| The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun. *Armageddon* |
| I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after spending a day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. *When Harry Met Sally* |
| "Please tell me you speak English. Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth?" *Rush Hour* |
| "Love is like the wind. You can't see it, but you can feel it" "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves. " *A Walk To Remember* |
| "Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date." ~ Well, my idea of a perfect date would be April 23rd. Because it's not too warm or too cold, and all you need is a light jacket. *Miss Congeniality* |
| "I have promises to keep And miles to go before I sleep And miles to go before I sleep" *Dreamcatcher* |
| "I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in the dictionary!" Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad. Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name. Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys. Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael? Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks. *Office Space* |
| Dory: I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Nemo: What's that? Tad: I know what that is. Sandy Plankton saw one. He called it...uh...he said it was called a "butt". Pearl: That's a pretty big butt. Sheldon: Oh, look at me. I'm gonna touch the butt! Dory: Hey Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do? Marlin: No I don't wanna know. Dory: Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim. Marlin: Dory, no singing. Dory:Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho! I love so swim. When you want to swim you want to swim! Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song!. Now it's in my head! Dory: Sorry. *Finding Nemo* |
| The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe that (a) You're not home, (b) You're home but you don't want to talk to me, (c) You're home, desperately want to talk to me, but you're trapped under something heavy. If it's either (a) or (c), please give me a call. *When Harry Met Sally* |
| I wasn't kidding. I do have a test today. It's on European Socialism. What's the big deal? I'm not European. I don't plan on becoming European. So why should I care if they're socialists? They could be fascist, anarchist pigs. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't have a car. *Ferris Bueller's Day Off* |