Hello, y�all. I am Nikka, and welcome to my cyber-domicile. If you�re looking for information for research or scientific whatnot, this isn�t the place for you, since there�s absolutely nothing about the bio-chemical byproducts of pineapples in here. Suffice it to say that this is virtually useless for potential Nobel Prize winners in search of information (unless it�s information about me). I�m going to be kind and inform you of that beforehand, so you�re welcome to skedaddle and use a search engine, because this one�s all about me, me, me, me, meeeeee!!!
Sigh� isn�t it lovely when you�re allowed to be supremely egotistic? A little self-love never hurt anyone, and you don�t get many chances like this, so I�m milking it for all it�s worth. My own little habitat in the ether of the world wide web, where I can inflict my horrible, haggish self like an insidious little virus upon all of you unsuspecting mortals! Bow before your empress! Nyah-ha-ha!
Stay or go, there may be no �welcome� mat, but you�re welcome to poke around and amuse yourself at my expense for a little while. All I ask is for you guys to eventually sign the guestbook so I'll know who�s been snooping around in my little cyber-hut. It�s the only polite thing to do, y�know (note to self: that was an extremely pathetic attempt to get people to sign my guestbook� must polish my mind-control skills). Anyway, get a-clickin�, Goldilocks, and follow wherever the links may take you� sayonara! |
