Hello, y’all. I am Nikka, and welcome to my cyber-domicile. If you’re looking for information for research or scientific whatnot, this isn’t the place for you, since there’s absolutely nothing about the bio-chemical byproducts of pineapples in here. Suffice it to say that this is virtually useless for potential Nobel Prize winners in search of information (unless it’s information about me). I’m going to be kind and inform you of that beforehand, so you’re welcome to skedaddle and use a search engine, because this one’s all about me, me, me, me, meeeeee!!!
Sigh… isn’t it lovely when you’re allowed to be supremely egotistic? A little self-love never hurt anyone, and you don’t get many chances like this, so I’m milking it for all it’s worth. My own little habitat in the ether of the world wide web, where I can inflict my horrible, haggish self like an insidious little virus upon all of you unsuspecting mortals! Bow before your empress! Nyah-ha-ha!
Stay or go, there may be no “welcome” mat, but you’re welcome to poke around and amuse yourself at my expense for a little while. All I ask is for you guys to eventually sign the guestbook so I'll know who’s been snooping around in my little cyber-hut. It’s the only polite thing to do, y’know (note to self: that was an extremely pathetic attempt to get people to sign my guestbook… must polish my mind-control skills). Anyway, get a-clickin’, Goldilocks, and follow wherever the links may take you… sayonara! |
