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Mid-week madness!

February 17th, 2000

This special issue contains some jokes and a special announcement, so enjoy them!

1) I have a friend who just bought a computer and was instructed
to load a program by typing "A:" and then the name of the
program.  My friend told me it would not work because his
keyboard was no good. He said he couldn't type the "dot
over dot thingie" and that every time he tried to type the
"dot over dot thingie" he got the "dot over comma thingie"
no matter how careful he was to press only the very top of
the key.

When I told him about the shift key he thought I was a genius.

(More jokes after this special announcement)

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Dear Friends,

While subscribing to my newsletter, you must have received a message saying that you can send messages to my newsletter, by just sending a mail at [email protected]

So, send in your comments and suggestions on my articles or your jokes.

Thankyou,

Nikhil Mohan Gupta

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(2) After her 90th Birthday, Marie found that shopping for
Christmas gifts had become too difficult, so she decided
to send cheques to everyone instead. On each card she
wrote, "Buy your own present," and she mailed them
early.

Marie enjoyed the usual flurry of family festivities. Only
after Christmas did she get around to clearing off her
cluttered desk. Under a stack of papers, she was
horrified to find the gift cheques which she had forgotten
to enclose.

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(3) A woman in a diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd
made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and
they'd eaten half of it at dinner.

The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half, until
finally she cut a thin slice for herself. One slice led to another, and
soon the whole cake was gone. The woman went on to tell us how upset she
was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be
disappointed.

Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he
found out. She smiled. "He never found out. I made another cake and ate
half!"

(4) A traveling evangelist always put on a grand finale at his revival meetings,
When he was to preach at a church, he would secretly hire a small boy to sit
in the ceiling rafters with a dove in a cage.
Toward the end of his sermon, the preacher would shout for the Holy Spirit to
come down, and the boy in the rafters would dutifully release the dove.
At one revival meeting, however, nothing happened when the preacher called
for the Holy Spirit to descent. He again raised his arms and exclaimed: "Come
down, Holy Spirit!"
Still no sign of the dove.
The preacher then heard the anxious voice of a small boy call down from the
rafters:
"Sir, a yellow cat just ate the Holy Spirit. Shall I throw down the yellow
cat?"