An Ode to Anise
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AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Lucy: To Nike...my partner in Anise whumping.
Nike: To Lucy...for making Anise bashing amazingly *more* fun.
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"Tok'ra Bitch"
By Dr. Janet Fraiser, upon discovering Anises' crush on Danny baby.
Backing Vocals by Samantha Carter and Cassandra Fraiser.
Zat blast provided by Teal'c.
Oohhhhs and ahhhhhs by General George Hammond and Jack O'Neill.
Incomprehensible screams provided by Anise.
Applause and smooching noises provided by Dr. Daniel Jackson.
Managers: Lucy and Nike.
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Tok'ra Bitch - An Ode to Anise
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I hate Tok'ra today
As soon as you arrived
Wanted to make you pay,
For eyeing up my guy
Thinking that I couldn't see,
That you're not the way you seem,
That you're not innocent and sweet...
Yesterday I cried
Could've slapped you when I found he'd nearly died.
Coz your armbands didn't work the way they should and
Had him going to extremes,
You're a stupid Tok'ra space slut,
An ass kickings what you need....
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You're a Bitch, You're a hussy
Gonna kill ya, I'm not fussy
How I do it, either way,
Anise you've had your day.
I'm your nightmare, so it seems,
And I'll haunt you in your dreams...
Hell I wouldn't have it any other way.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
And that's the way it is.
So watch your back Miss 'Thang',
'cause you'll never be his.
Rest assured that I am
Gonna make you nervous...
Make you leave my guy alone,
You scantily clad space tart I'm gonna
Kick you all the way back home....
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You're a Bitch, You're a hussy
Gonna kill ya, I'm not fussy
How I do it, either way,
Anise you've had ur day.
I'm your nightmare, so it seems,
And I'll haunt you in your dreams...
Hell I wouldn't have it any other way.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Just when you think
You've got me, out the way
I'm already aiming a zat, now.
You think you're cool, to do what you do
But no-one's gonna save you....
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You're a bitch, You're a tease,
Gonna bring you to your knees:
Make you hurt, make you suffer,
Make you scream and run for cover.
'Cos he's sweet and he's mine,
Gonna tell him when it's time,
That I love him more than words can ever saa-aay.
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Fin
Copyright (c) 2001, Nike Johnston and Lucy Elmer
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