(Fell Over a Rock)
RATING: G.
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AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Lucy: To Nike...my partner in crime.
Nike: To Lucy...who makes any evening an interesting experience.
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"Oops!(Fell Over a Rock)
Sung by Dr. Daniel Jackson.
Backing Vocals by Infirmary Staff.
Yeah Yeah's provided by Dr. Janet Fraiser.
Screams of pain provided by Dr Daniel Jackson.
Punching noises provided by Jack O'Neill.
Resigned Sighs by Samantha Carter.
Managers: Lucy and Nike.
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Oops! (Fell Over a Rock)
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I think I did it again
Fell over a rock
And now my legs bent
at a funny angle.
Now, I'm in need of some druu-uugs
It's hurting like hell
Think it's serious
I'm loo-oosing all fee-eeling
That is just so typically me!
Oh Janet, Janet...
Oops, I did it again...
Fell down a big hole...
There's blood everywhere...
oh, I'm, gettin' queasy
Oops, threw up over Jack
Like a maniaaa-aaaaacccc:
It's not a pretty sight.
You see my probelm is this
I'm dreaming of you,
that makes me lose all concentration.
Damn I think I'm concussed
My visions all blurred
wait my glasses are buu-usst
Now I've lost all my baaa-lance
Just *can't* seem to stop
Tripping up...
Janet oh,
Oops! I did it again,
Been shot by a zat
And now my whole body's
ting-i-ling.
Oops, now I've tripped over Jack
Think I've twisted my baaa-aaaack...
Think I need a crutch.
"Daniel not again..."
"Janet before you go, there's something I want to show
you..."
"Daniel that's horrible how did you do that?...isn't
this..."
"Yes a part of the artifact I found this
morning...embedded in my leg...arghhhhh."
"And you got that stuck in there how..."
"I fell on it...I was daydreaming about you and
tripped over my coffee table"
"Oh Daniel..."
Oops! I did it again...to the team
I sneezed really loud, oh Janet
Oops! the Goa'uld attacked from above...
Think we'll need you now.
Copyright (c) 2001 Nike Johnston and Lucy Maria Elmer.
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