Interview with Vegeta
*Tanya and Vegeta are sitting outside of Capsule Corp. Vegeta's very angry because Trunks has tricked him into believing that he would be paid for doing this interview, but it was really Trunks who was paid.*
Tanya: Ok, well Vegeta, I'm glad you finally agreed to an interview.
Vegeta: I NEVER AGREED TO THIS! THAT BRAT TRICKED ME!
Tanya: And he was well paid ^_^
Vegeta: WHAT?!
Tanya: Anyways, that's not what we're here for.
Vegeta: Whatever...
Tanya: So here's your first question. It's from SSJEdge. He wants to know why you never seem to care about your son, Trunks.
Vegeta: Because he's a lying, cheating little backstabber!
Tanya: Any other reasons?
Vegeta: Not really...
Tanya: Ok, next question is from SuperPikachu. He writes, "Dear Vegeta, why don't you just get rid of Kakarot right now? Are you afraid of him?
Vegeta: I AM NOT AFRAID OF KAKAROT! And besides, I don't know what Chi-Chi would do to me...
Tanya: Are you afraid of Chi-Chi?
Vegeta: ...
Tanya: Umm...ok...next question.
Vegeta: How many more of these pointless questions are there?
Tanya: There's only two more.
Vegeta: I have better things to do than this.
Tanya: I'm sure you do. This next question is from...Wow, it's from Bulma!
Vegeta: Oh dear god...
Tanya: She wants to know why you don't like that pink shirt that she picked out special just for you.
Vegeta: Because it makes me look stupid, and I don't like pink. Now give me the last question so I can leave.
Tanya: Fine. The next one's from Callie. She wants to know what your favorite attack is.
Vegeta: Does it matter?
Tanya: Just answer the question!
Vegeta: Fine! It's...umm...Why is this so important!?
Tanya: Because it's the last question and I think it's pretty reasonable!
Vegeta: Ok, Ok. Big Bang or Final Flash. Are you happy? Can I leave?
Tanya: Thank you. Sure you can leave now.
Vegeta: *mumbles* I'm going to KILL that little baka for making me do this... *mumble*
Tanya: That concludes our interview with Vegeta. Please send in more questions so Vegeta can answer them!
Vegeta: No, don't! No more, please!
Tanya: See you all next time ^_^
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