Trunks and Vegeta on the Tanya Show |
Tanya: Since Trunks and Vegeta are arguing over a prank that Trunks played on Vegeta, I've decided to bring them here today to discuss the matter so that I can continue my interviews without being interupted. So, lets give a round of applause for our two favorite saiyans, Trunks and Vegeta! *Audiance applauds while Trunks and Vegeta enter from seperate sides of the stage and sit* Tanya: Now Trunks, why don't you tell us your side of the story. Trunks: Sure Tanya. I was- Vegeta: He's lying! He's lying! Trunks: *sighs* Tanya: He hasn't said anything yet Vegeta! Vegeta: Oh...*whistles and stares at the ceiling* Trunks: As I was saying, I played a small, tiny, little prank on my father by leading him to believe that he would be paid for an interview with you, Tanya, when I was the one who was really paid. And you were the one who asked me to play the joke on him! Tanya: *sweatdrops* Well...we're here for YOUR problems, Trunks. Not mine. Vegeta: *hmph* Trunks: Oh. Well, anyways, he's really upset about it. Vegeta: And I did that stupid interview anyways! Trunks: Yeah. But you didn't have to do it. Vegeta: That woman made me! Trunks: I didn't tell her to make you! Why are you mad at me!? Vegeta: Your nothing but an ungratful little b******! Trunks: Mom told you not to curse on T.V. Tanya: Alright guys, calm down! Let's bring out two of your fellow saiyans, Goku and Gohan! *Audiance cheers while Goku and Gohan come out and sit down* Tanya: Ok, do either of you have any thoughts on this matter? Goku: I think that she shouldn't have married her brother. Everyone: .... Tanya: Um...Thank you Goku...I think... Vegeta: Kakarotto, your a dumba**. Gohan: Hey! Don't you call my father a dumba**! Vegeta: What are you gonna do about it, you little s***? Gohan: That's it! *Powers up to SSJ2 and screams in rage.* Vegeta: *smirks* Tanya: THAT'S ENOUGH! Gohan, power down right now or I'm getting Chi-Chi out here! *Everyone gasps. Krillin stands up from in the audiance* Krillin: I think that Vegeta was an idiot to be tricked like that! Vegeta: *glares at Krillin* Krillin: *faints* Trunks: Father! Why are you so mean to everyone?! Vegeta: Because I don't care about anyone except myself. Trunks: Oh yeah? Well at least everyone likes me better than you! Vegeta: *sweatdrops* Like I really care, Trunks... Goku: I think she should divorce her brother and- Vegeta: Oh shup-up Kakarotto! *Vegeta powers up to SSJ4 and blasts Goku to Hell* Gohan: That's it! *Powers up to SSJ2 and attacks Vegeta* Vegeta: *Blocks Gohan's attack and sends him to join Kakarotto* Take that, you little s***. Trunks: Father, your impossible... Tanya: Well, that's all the time we have for today. Make sure your here for our next episode! *Catchy theme music starts playing and the credits show* |