Doctor Kronos

SCENE III

(THE CELLAR, AS IN SCENE I, EXCEPT NOW THERE ARE ONLY THREE BABIES: #1, 2 & 4 - THE LATTER BUSILY EATING RAW FLESH THROUGHOUT THE SCENE NEVER SPEAKS)

 

BABY 1: Another colleague

BABY 2: gone

BABY 1: to our gaoler

BABY 2: Such a shame

BABY 1: we were becoming quite attached

BABY 2: perhaps more attached than with any other

BABY 1: A real thinker

BABY 2: had contemplated our existence

BABY 1: encouraged us to contemplate our existence

BABY 2: where we had come from

BABY 1: what we are doing here

BABY 2: Contemplated

BABY 1: the idea of God

BABY 2: that God

BABY 1: if a God

BABY 2: a monotheistic

BABY 1: omnipotent

BABY 2: being

BABY 1: existed

BABY 2: then such a God

BABY 1: would have to be a man

BABY 2: said our colleague

BABY 1: because

BABY 2: reasoned our late friend

BABY 1: only a man could be so cruel

BABY 2: as this God is

BABY 1: or would be

BABY 2: if a God can exist

BABY 1: because

BABY 2: although the idea of Christ

BABY 1: a God of love

BABY 2: was a beautiful idea

BABY 1: Christ should have been a woman

BABY 2: and really the personality of Christ

BABY 1: is more feminine than masculine

BABY 2: a God of love

BABY 1: which is a beautiful idea

BABY 2: although even the most superficial analysis of the universe

BABY 1: will tell you

BABY 2: without a shadow of doubt

BABY 1: that there is no love in nature

BABY 2: we live in a loveless universe

BABY 1: a Christless universe

BABY 2: and it is alright to say

BABY 1: You need to have faith

BABY 2: because it is true

BABY 1: we need to have faith

BABY 2: faith would help

BABY 1: but it doesn’t change reality

BABY 2: which is

BABY 1: that if God exists

BABY 2: It is

BABY 1: from a human point of view

BABY 2: from a slug’s point of view

BABY 1: a cruel thing

(SUDDENLY MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY EMANATING FROM THE INVISIBLE SOURCE THAT THE RADIO CAME FROM IN SCENE 1. A RASPING ELECTRIC GUITAR OR GUITARS, AN ELECTRIC VIOLIN OR VIOLA, PLAYING SOMETHING DISCORDANT, ALMOST PAINFUL)

BABY 2: Time

BABY 1: for

BABY 2: our exercise

(THE TWO BABIES STAND UP, WOBBLING, AS BABIES DO. THEY HAVE TO RAISE THEIR VOICES OVER THE CACOPHONY)

BABY 1: These

BABY 2: our first steps

BABY 1: maybe our last

BABY 2: How sad

BABY 1: that we have not accomplished more than this

BABY 2: have not been given the time to accomplish

BABY 1: much more than these

BABY 2: tremulous

BABY 1: advances

BABY 2: if you can call them advances

BABY 1: for the limited radii

BABY 2: of our chains

BABY 1: forces us to rotate

BABY 2: our universe is circular

BABY 1: all is repetition

BABY 2: we are going no-where

BABY 1: Not even the dead could envy our condition

(THE DISCORDANT MUSIC DEVELOPS INTO A RHYTHM AND THE BABIES BEGIN SWAYING AND DANCING IN A BABY WAY TO THE MUSIC)

BABY 2: For a moment we can forget

BABY 1: a brief moment

BABY 2: our

BABY 1: brief

BABY 2: lapse of generosity

BABY 1: as if

BABY 2: our gaoler

BABY 1: were reminding us

BABY 2: that life could be gay

BABY 1: if we had been born in another place

BABY 2: another time

BABY 1: future

BABY 2: or past

BABY 1: sometimes life must be good

BABY 2: but not here

BABY 1: not our life

BABY 2: Fun

BABY 1: said our deceased companion

BABY 2: was a human concept

BABY 1: that the creator of this universe did not at first contemplate

BABY 2: it arose accidentally

BABY 1: evolved

BABY 2: chaos creates aberrations

BABY 1: that were not originally conceived

BABY 2: so said our dead friend

BABY 1: our best dead friend

(THE MUSIC EXPLODES BACK INTO A DISCORDANT CLIMAX, THE CHAINS AROUND THE BABIES ANKLES BEGIN TUGGING THEM, FORCING THEM TO SIT BACK ON THE FLOOR AGAIN. THEY GROAN AND CRY OUT)

BABY 2: (SOBBING) I want to go home

BABY 1: (SOBBING) So do I

(AFTER A WHILE THEY COMPOSE THEMSELVES)

BABY 2: Can you remember your mother’s face?

BABY 1: We are too young to have memories

BABY 2: Are we? Or are we just too young to remember this when we grow old?

BABY 1: If only we could

BABY 2: grow old

BABY 1: and forget

BABY 2: Could we possibly forget this?

(PAUSE)

        But you haven’t answered my question

BABY 1: I haven’t answered your question

BABY 2: Can you remember your mother’s face?

BABY 1: Can you remember yours?

BABY 2: No

BABY 1: Neither can I

(THEY WEEP)

BABY 2: Do we exist?

BABY 1: Are we not too extreme to be real?

BABY 2: Monsters?

BABY 1: Absurdities?

BABY 2: I ask you

BABY 1: and I ask you

BABY 1 & 2: We ask each other

        fishing for an answer

        an impossible answer

        There are some questions which should never be asked

BABY 1: Define for me the meaning of the word meaning in the definition of meaning?

BABY 2: should never be asked

BABY 1: for example

BABY 2: or what came first

BABY 1: the chicken or the egg?

BABY 2: it should never be asked

BABY 1: Such things are maddening

BABY 2: they do not help

(PAUSE)

BABY 1: Yesterday

BABY 2: we asked our torturer those questions

BABY 1: Our torturer or gaoler

BABY 2: it is the same person

BABY 1: First we asked the first question

BABY 2: and we were beaten for it

BABY 1: with clenched fists

BABY 2: then we asked

BABY 1: the second question

BABY 2: and a red hot iron

BABY 1: was poked

BABY 2: down the front of our nappies

BABY 1: down the front

BABY 2: of each of our nappies

(PAUSE)

BABY 1: If I could learn Polish I would speak to our torturer in that difficult language

BABY 2: we would not be understood

BABY 1: giving me

BABY 2: us, I would speak Polish too

BABY 1: giving us the satisfaction of knowing something that our gaoler didn’t

BABY 2: of thinking ourselves better

BABY 1: more intelligent

BABY 2: though we may be beaten again

BABY 1: we are better

BABY 2: Our suffering helps us to think

BABY 1: Though we have tired minds

BABY 2: we are thinking constantly

BABY 1: with tired minds

BABY 2: but after a while

BABY 1: one goes through the pain barrier

BABY 2: and in so doing

BABY 1: transcends

BABY 2: the material

BABY 1: and embraces

BABY 2: the spiritual

BABY 1: which is not to say we are embracing God

BABY 2: oh no, it is not to say that

BABY 1: our pain is not a test

BABY 2: not for us

BABY 1: perhaps God thinks that it is

BABY 2: but after all that we have endured

BABY 1: we will not give God the satisfaction

BABY 2: of thinking

BABY 1: that He has been testing us

BABY 2: that He

BABY 1: is benevolent

BABY 2: in His own mysterious way

BABY 1: when really He is so cruel

BABY 2: Cruel is the only adjective that can be applied

BABY 1: cruel or one of its closest synonyms

BABY 2: nothing else

BABY 1: To apply something else

BABY 2: would be unrealistic

(PAUSE)

BABY 1: Our mothers

BABY 2: and fathers

BABY 1: if they could see us now

BABY 2: could hear us now

BABY 1: would say

BABY 2: that we were coming on fast

BABY 1: would probably regard us as child prodigies

BABY 2: when really

BABY 1: our rapidly maturing development is merely

BABY 2: a consequence

BABY 1: of our extreme

BABY 2: circumstance

BABY 1: Isolation forces

BABY 2: contemplation

BABY 1: If we were sitting in the desert

BABY 2: abandoned in the desert

BABY 1: under a scorching sun

BABY 2: with a parched throat

BABY 1: our comprehension

BABY 2: would be the same

BABY 1: equally bitter

BABY 2: lucidly cynical

BABY 1: desperate

BABY 2: When one is well aware that one is going to die

BABY 1: that everything is finishing

BABY 2: before one even had a chance to enjoy oneself

BABY 1: it quickly makes one grow up

BABY 2: There is no need to go to school

BABY 1: to understand things

BABY 1 & 2: I wish I were at school

BABY 1: I wish someone was filling my head with useless nonsense

BABY 2: I wish they could beat me for farting in the maths class

BABY 1: for flicking snot at the Latin teacher

BABY 2: for blowing up the science lab

BABY 1: for showing our private parts to each other

BABY 2: I wish someone else would beat me

BABY 1: someone out there

BABY 2: instead of our gaoler

BABY 1: our torturer

BABY 2: Here we are beaten for being here

BABY 1: even though we had no choice but to come

BABY 2: We did not ask for it

BABY 1: our gaoler

BABY 2: our torturer

BABY 1: decided on it

BABY 2: It is called

BABY 1: an act of God

BABY 2: and we are beaten

BABY 1: for the hell of it

(PAUSE)

BABY 2: Just think, we will never know the things we do not know

BABY 1: We will only know what we know now

BABY 2: Not that knowing

BABY 1: when dead

BABY 2: will mean much

BABY 1: When dead

BABY 2: we won’t even know

BABY 1: that we are dead

(PAUSE)

BABY 2: Do you think perhaps that this is better?

BABY 1: What?

BABY 2: This

BABY 1: Better than what?

BABY 2: Better than being dead

BABY 1: Better than not knowing?

BABY 2: Yes

BABY 1: That even the horror is better than nothing at all?

BABY 2: Yes

BABY 1: What a terrible idea

(PAUSE)

BABY 2: I wish we could do something that was truly entertaining

BABY 1: All we have is our condition

BABY 2: which is abysmal

(BABY 1 LOOKS AT BABY 4 HAPPILY MUNCHING AN ARM)

BABY 1: Do you think he is really happy?

BABY 2: How could he be?

BABY 1: Perhaps we talk too much, think too much

BABY 2: Are you insinuating that we should be more like him?

BABY 1: As an alternative

BABY 2: Then go to him

        Leave me

(BUT SUDDENLY THE GAOLER ENTERS. DRAMATIC MUSIC. BABIES 1 & 2 CRY OUT. BABY 4 LAUGHS. THE GAOLER SLOWLY AND MENACINGLY STEPS ONTO THE STAIR, STEPS DOWN BUT THEN TRIPS OVER A CORD THAT HAS BEEN TIED ACROSS THE STAIRS. THE GAOLER LIES AT THE FOOT OF THE STAIRS UNCONSCIOUS. THERE IS A LONG PAUSE THEN)

BABY 1: It worked

BABY 2: Our plan

BABY 1: A success

BABY 2: That rope that we threw

BABY 1: wrapped

BABY 2: around the stair

BABY 1: has toppled our torturer

BABY 2: Does he breathe?

BABY 1: We have saved ourselves

BABY 2: If we could move

BABY 1: we could run for help

BABY 2: but

BABY 1: we can’t move

(THE THREE BABIES LOOK PATHETICALLY AT EACH OTHER AND AT THE CRUMPLED BODY OF THEIR GAOLER. LIGHTS FADE. END OF SCENE 3)

SCENE IV

(MIDDAY THE SAME HOUSE AS SCENE TWO, BUT NOW IN THE LIVING ROOM. THERE IS A DINNER TABLE AND FOUR CHAIRS, A WALL CUPBOARD UNIT WHICH CONTAINS A BAR, A SOFA, TWO ARMCHAIRS, AND A COFFEE TABLE WITH A USED CONDOM LYING ON IT. AT THE FRONT OF THE STAGE FACING AWAY FROM THE AUDIENCE IS A TELEVISION AND VIDEO ON A WHEELED STAND. THERE ARE PAINTINGS ON THE WALL - DIFFERENT FROM THE ONES IN THE KITCHEN BUT HAVING THE SAME THEMES AND BY THE SAME ARTISTS - MARIE IS HUNCHED UP ON THE SOFA WATCHING FILMS - OBVIOUSLY PORNOGRAPHIC FILMS FROM THE MOANING, GRUNTING SOUNDTRACK - AND EATING AN ICE-CREAM.

ENTER YVONNE - NERVOUS)

YVONNE: (TO MARIE) It’s a lovely day

        why aren’t you out

        at the pool?

        You should be at the pool

        Lovely, warm and sunny

(MARIE IGNORES HER. SHE WATCHES THE FILM AS IF SHE WERE WATCHING A TRAGIC DRAMA - YVONNE SITS DOWN AT THE TABLE, OPENS HER HANDBAG, TAKES OUT A PIECE OF CRUMPLED TIN FOIL, UNWRAPS IT. THERE IS SOME POWDER. SHE PREPARES A DOSE TO SMOKE, TOASTING THE POWDER THROUGH THE TIN FOIL WITH THE FLAME FROM A GOLD CIGARETTE LIGHTER. AFTER A WHILE SHE REALISES WHAT HER DAUGHTER IS WATCHING)

        Do you really like that rubbish?

(MARIE IGNORS HER. YVONNE SMOKES THE POWDER)

        It’s always the same you know

        I’ve seen a few myself

        The first time was

        intriguing

        more intriguing than exciting

        the first ten minutes of the first time

        after that it’s only degrading

        degrading for the actors

        degrading for the director

        Can you imagine the person writing that script?

        Hunched and excited by his own erotic ideas

        Can you imagine him?

        Him

        yes

        must be a man

        a woman could never produce such trash

        sometimes they say the directors

        the writers

        are women

        but I don’t believe it

        impossible for a woman to be inspired by that

        Who could get excited by so much repetition?

        so much boring repetition

        always the same

        there is only one story

        the original story

        the rest are copies

        with different actors

        new words

        but it’s always the same story

        devoid of imagination

        the less imagination it has the more pornographic it seems

        so it has to be the same

        what the customer wants

        who are all men

        nothing difficult

        big tits here

        a fat arse there

        a wide open mouth with a huge cock between the lips

(PAUSE. SHE STARTS TO WATCH THE FILM)

        Degrading

        degrading women

        and getting excited by such degradation

        degrades you

(SHE WATCHES. THE DRUG TAKES EFFECT, HER HEAD STARTS TO NOD. AFTER A WHILE SHE PULLS HERSELF TOGETHER. SHE STANDS UP AND GOES TO THE SOFA, PICKS UP THE REMOTE CONTROL AND TURNS OFF THE FILM)

        Not what a teenage girl should be watching

(MARIE SIGHS AND LEAVES THE ROOM)

        She hates me

        my daughter hates me

        hates me for my habit

        as if she did not have habits

        She

        who is always in front of the television

        always listening to her music

        television and music

        television and radio

        every day the same

        We try to make an artist out of her

        guide her towards the pleasures of artistic freedom

        but her mind is so dull

        so controlled

        she thinks as the society thinks

        does as the society does

        and confuses love with infatuation

        just as every teenage girl does

        and has always done

        But we did not want our teenage girl to be normal

        we dreamed of creating an individual

        just as we became individuals

        We wanted to give her the head-start that we never had

        the head-start that we had to work so hard for

        yet look at her

        look at her

(THEN REALISES THAT SHE IS NOT THERE. SHE GROANS AND STARTS TO WEEP)

        Drugs are terrible...

        but perhaps

        perhaps it would do them some good

        do both of them some good

        open their eyes

        and senses

        there is nothing that opens the eyes and senses

        like drugs do

(SHE SIGHS - GETS UP AND STAGGERS TO THE DOOR)

        Marie!

(NO REPLY)

        That bitch

        where is she?

        I hate her

        what right has she to despise me?

        After all I have given her

        what right has any daughter

        any son

        to despise their creator?

        I hate them all

(SHE SLUMPS DOWN ON THE SOFA. PUTS THE FILM BACK ON)

        The pill

        abortion

        Any prevention is the best course

(ENTER SERGE IN UNDERPANTS. HIS HAIR IS WET. HE HAS JUST COME OUT OF THE SHOWER)

SERGE: (MISTAKING THE BACK OF YVONNE’S HEAD FOR MARIE’S)

        I am ready again my love

(HE CARESSES HIS BALLS, MAKING AN OBSCENE GESTURE)

(YVONNE SITS UP AND LOOKS AT HIM)

        Mum?!

YVONNE: Are you all right son?

SERGE: I thought you were... (THINKING, THEN LEAVES)

(YVONNE CONTINUES WATCHING THE FILM MINDLESSLY... SHE PUTS THE REMOTE CONTROL DOWN NEXT TO THE USED CONDOM AND SLOWLY REALISES THAT THERE IS A USED CONDOM ON THE COFFEE TABLE. SHE PICKS IT UP AND GOES TO THE DOOR)

YVONNE: Serge!

(NO REPLY. ENTER Dr. KRONOS. STAGGERING, DRUNK; HE BUMPS INTO YVONNE)

Dr.KRONOS: Yvonne!

YVONNE: (STUNNED) What are you doing...?

Dr.KRONOS: You are home

        home for lunch

        today

        my wife

        Yvonne

        today

YVONNE: (STAMMERING)I-I-I...

Dr.KRONOS: Nice

        A surprise

(HE KISSES HER. THEN: PERPLEXED)

        A special occasion?

YVONNE: (EQUALLY PERPLEXED) But you...

Dr. KRONOS: Yvonne

        sit down

        we are home for lunch

        together

        strange

(PAUSES, THOUGHTFUL)

        I am home

        today

        as any other day

        I come home for lunch everyday

        when the children are on holiday

(ENTER MARIE TO SET THE TABLE)

(TO YVONNE) They are on holiday darling

(TO MARIE) Thank you Marie

(EXIT MARIE)

        Her daily chore

(HE PULLS A SLIP OF PAPER OUT FROM THE INSIDE OF HIS JACKET AND EXAMINES IT)

        Today there is a lentil soup

        it is Thursday isn’t it?

        Yes

        Thursday

        the first course is lentil soup

        followed by baked egg-plant in béchamel sauce

(HE GOES TO THE BAR IN THE WALL CUPBOARD UNIT AND BEGINS TO EXAMINE THE BOTTLES OF SPIRITS MOST OF THEM BEING EMPTY OR NEARLY EMPTY)

        Our son’s vegetarian cookery course

        you know?

(HE FINDS AN UNOPENED BOTTLE OF SCOTCH AT THE BACK OF THE CABINET)

        carried out on Internet

(HE EXAMINES THE BOTTLE)

        When did I buy this one?

(HOLDING UP THE BOTTLE: TO YVONNE) Did you get this?

        Excellent

        really excellent

(HE OPENS THE BOTTLE AND SNIFFS IT)

        We are his guinea pigs

(TAKES A MOUTHFUL STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE)

        Ah

        But this is your first time, isn’t it?

        You never come home for lunch

YVONNE: But...

(PAUSE. THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER. YVONNE THINKS ABOUT WHAT SHE WAS GOING TO SAY BUT CANNOT REMEMBER. SHE BECOMES VISIBLY UPSET. ON THE VERGE OF TEARS. Dr. KRONOS REACHES FORWARD AND STROKES HER CHEEK. THEN HE GENTLY KISSES HER)

Dr. KRONOS: It’s all right darling

        it doesn’t matter

(HE SITS DOWN WITH THE BOTTLE OF SCOTCH. ENTER MARIE WITH A TWO GLASSES AND A BUCKET OF ICE ON A TRAY. SHE LAYS THEM DOWN ON THE TABLE. Dr. KRONOS REACHES FORWARD AND CLUMSILY GRABS MARIE’S ARM)

(TO MARIE: ALMOST A WHISPER) Does Serge know he is cooking for four today?

(MARIE NODS. BREAKS HER FATHER’S GRIP AND EXITS)

(TO YVONNE) At first he

        Serge

        our chef

        Serge

        at first he would throw your portion away

        at first

        when you never came

        After your absence

        on

        God-knows how many occasions...

(DIRECTLY) How many times have you not been here Yvonne?

        After some time

        he started cooking for three

        instead of four

        After a while

        we

        forgot about you

(PAUSE)

YVONNE: How long?

Dr. KRONOS: Two years

YVONNE: Good God

(SHE REACHES FOR THE BOTTLE OF SCOTCH AND POURS HERSELF A DRINK)

Dr. KRONOS: There is no need for ice

        It’s an excellent malt

        ice

        would ruin it

(YVONNE REACHES INTO THE ICE BUCKET PULLS OUT A FIST FULL OF ICE-CUBES AND DROPS THEM INTO HER GLASS)

        How is your director today?

        Your Pawlowski?

(THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER)

YVONNE: You bastard!

(YVONNE REACHES FOR HER HANDBAG AND PULLS OUT HER BANK BOOK. SHE OPENS IT AND WAFTS IT IN FRONT OF Dr. KRONOS’S FACE. HE EXAMINES THE FIGURES. AS HE DOES HIS INTEREST IS AROUSED. HE SNATCHES THE BOOK FROM HER)

Dr. KRONOS: Three million...

        Three million five hundred and twelve Belgium Francs

        One million more than yesterday

YVONNE: One million one hundred and three more than yesterday

Dr. KRONOS: Where from?

        Pawlowski?

YVONNE: (SMILING) You bastard

        I did not see any director today

        Not one Pawlowski

Dr. KRONOS: No

(PAUSE)

        What did you do?

YVONNE: I had brunch with an old friend

        from the Finance company

Dr. KRONOS: Old friend?

YVONNE: Françoise

        Françoise Duberry

        an old friend

DR. KRONOS: Ah yes

        Françoise

        Whose father had the yacht

        in Cadaques

YVONNE: What a prodigious memory

Dr. KRONOS: It’s so long since we were in Cadaques

YVONNE: Sun-baking on the hot dry lava flows

Dr. KRONOS: So long

YVONNE: Well now

        Françoise is in charge

        of international money transactions

        in a important transport company

Dr. KRONOS: The exact name of which slips your mind

YVONNE: Please!

(PAUSE)

        I had changed a large sum in dollars

        eight months ago

Dr. KRONOS: A large and secret sum

YVONNE: If I had told you

        you would never have agreed

        never have permitted it

        You don’t have a back-bone for risks like this

Dr. KRONOS: What did you do?

YVONNE: I changed a large sum

        when the dollar was low

Dr. KRONOS: Eight months ago?

YVONNE: The dollar was low eight months ago

        so I bought dollars

        Now it is high

        I changed it back

        That is how

        intelligent people

        make money

Dr. KRONOS: But first you must have it to make it

        You used my money

YVONNE: The profit was considerable

Dr. KRONOS: One million one hundred and three francs

YVONNE: There were shares as well

        As you see

         I invest

        invest well

Dr. KRONOS: And then withdrew a thousand

YVONNE: To celebrate

(THEN REMEMBERING SOMETHING)

        There is champagne in the fridge

(BURSTS INTO TEARS)

(ENTER MARIE AND SERGE CARRYING PLATES OF FOOD)

Dr. KRONOS: Lay the food down

        Marie

        there is champagne

        your mother brought champagne

        it is in the fridge

        Your mother is very happy

        we should all be happy

        we have more money to spend

        so

        if you could please...

(EXIT MARIE)

YVONNE: You bastard!

Dr. KRONOS: (POURS HIMSELF ANOTHER WHISKY AND GULPS IT DOWN) Yes

        a bastard

        a real bastard

        You were going to drink the champagne with Pawlowski

        weren’t you

(HE LOOKS DOWN AT THE TABLE AND SEES A USED CONDOM LYING THERE. HE PICKS IT UP)

        And what is this?

(SERGE QUICKLY TURNS AND EXITS)

        Serge?

YVONNE: (BEGINS POKING AT THE FOOD WITH A FORK. HER CHEST HEAVING) This morning

        on the way to the bank

        I saw a limbless man

        A horrible sight

Dr. KRONOS: Serge!

YVONNE: I have never seen anything like it

        A sign under his neck

        asking for alms

        his head bowed

        too shamed by his deformity to look me in the eye

        monstrous deformity

Dr. KRONOS: (STANDING UP AND OPENING THE DOOR) Serge!

YVONNE: I vomited

        it landed in his lap

(SERGE ENTERS SHEEPISHLY)

        Though I vomit every day

        never has my regurgitation smelt so foul

        as it did

        in his lap

(Dr. KRONOS HOLDS UP THE CONDOM)

Dr. KRONOS: I asked you to clear the table

SERGE: No

        Marie

        it was Marie

        is her turn now

        Marie has to clear the table today

        it’s her

(SERGE, CONFORMING, TAKES THE USED CONDOM AND LEAVES. ENTER MARIE WITH THE BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE)

MARIE: Open it father

        the man of the house

        The king of his castle should do the honours

        He should do it

        you

        should do it

        please father

Dr. KRONOS: (CHEERFULLY) If you bring the champagne glasses

        Do we have any?

        Long-stemmed?

        I will only open it

        if there are long-stemmed glasses

        here

        on the table

(EXIT MARIE. Dr. KRONOS SIGHS THEN HUGS THE WEEPING YVONNE)

        (FALSELY) Oh Yvonne

        If only everyday could be like this

        I haven’t been happy

        so happy

        in years

YVONNE: Are we happy?

Dr. KRONOS: You have made me

        quite

        chirpy

YVONNE: Because I did not fuck Pawlowski today you are happy?!

Dr. KRONOS: Because we are having lunch together

        the whole family together

YVONNE: A vegetarian meal

Dr. KRONOS: Cooked by Serge

        Aren’t you so pleased?

        (WHISPERING) Your son can cook

(HE LAUGHS THEN STARES VIOLENTLY AT YVONNE WHO LOOKS AWAY)

(ENTER MARIE AND SERGE WITH THE GLASSES. Dr. KRONOS OPENS THE CHAMPAGNE AND FILLS EACH GLASS)

        (BRIGHTLY) We are a family again

        I am a father again

        Cheers

SERGE & MARIE: (CLINKING THEIR GLASSES) Cheers!

YVONNE: (BREAKING DOWN AGAIN) You fucking shits!

(SHE BRUSHES AN ARM ACROSS THE TABLE, KNOCKING PLATES OF FOOD AND GLASSES ON TO THE FLOOR...

LONG PAUSE AS LIGHTS FADE.

END OF SCENE IV)

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