Drama :-( Comedy :-) Surpise :-o Suspense 8-|
Male :- Female >-
Birth |-O Death 8-#
Infinity 8 Nigger :-O

:-: Mutant Smilie
The invisible smilie
.-) User only has one eye
,-) Ditto...but he's winking
X-( User just died
8 :-) User is a wizard
C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

:-o    Wow!
:-c    Real unhappy
:-ö    Grim
:-C    Just totally unbelieving
:= ö    Baboon
:-B    Drooling
:-v    Speaking
:-,     Smirk
:-V     Shout
:-öö     Anger
:-w     Speak with forked tongue. :-) Smiling
:-r     Sticking tongue out
:-(     Frowning
:-*     Oops!
'-)     Wink
:-T     Keeping a straight face
;-)     Sardonic Incredulity
:-D     Said with a smile
:-x     Kiss kiss
:-"     Pursing lips
:-Ä     Pouting
:-#     My lips are sealed
:-X    A big wet kiss!
:-P     Tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-Y      A quiet aside
8-ö     Eyes wide with surprise
>-<     Absolutely livid!!
&-ö      Tearful
ö-ä     "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?)
:-å     "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
8-Å     "wow, maaan"
8-O     "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
:-,      "Hmmmm "
öü(     "Someone just busted my nose"
:ÜD     "Great! I like it!"
B-D     "Serves you right, dummy!!"
%-<I>     Drunk with laughter

|-P     yuk
:-}     beard
:-{     mustache
:-#      braces
:-X     bow tie
:-Q    smoker
<:I     dunce
(:I     egghead
@:I     turban
8-)     glasses
B-)     horn-rims
8:-)    glasses on forehead
:-8(      condescending stare
;-)     wink
:-<     mad

nosed smiley with a double-chin
:-)      ha ha
~~:-(      net.flame
|-)      hee hee
O |-)      net.religion
|-D       ho ho
m:->      hey hey
8 :-I      net.unix-wizards
:-(     boo hoo
X-(      net.suicide
:-I     hmm
E-:-I      net.ham-radio
:-O     uh oh

:=)      User has two noses
+-:-)     User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-)    User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-)      Same thing...other side
|-I     User is asleep
|-O     User is yawning/snoring
:-Q     User is a smoker
:-?     User smokes a pipe
O-)     Megaton Man On Patrol. (or else, user is a scuba diver)
:-)     User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P    Nyahhhh.
:-S    User just made an incoherent statement
:-D     User is laughing (at you.)
:-X    User's lips are sealed
:-C     User is really bummed
<|-)     User is Chinese
<|-(     User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/       User is skeptical
C=:-)    User is a chef
@=     User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-)     User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o    Uh oh.
(8-o     It's Mr. Bill.
*:o)     And Bozo the Clown.
:]     Pet smilie
:[      Mean Pet smilie
8=    Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-)     User is a Ham radio operator
:-9     User is licking his/her lips
%-6      User is braindead
[:-)       User is wearing a walkman
(:I       User is an egghead
<:-I     User is a dunce
K:P       User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-)     User is wearing a turban
:-0      No Yelling. (Quiet Lab)
:-:     Mutant Smilie
       The invisible smilie
.-)     User only has one eye
,-)      Ditto...but he's winking
X-(     User just died
8 :-)     User is a wizard
C=}>;*{))       Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
:)     Midget smilie
:]     Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
=)     Variation on a theme...
:} -     What should we call these? (what?)
:) -     Happy
:> -    what?
:@ -    what?
:D -   Laughter
:I -     Hmmm...
:( -    Sad
:[ -     Real Downer
:< -     what?
:{ -     what?
:O -    Yelling
:C -    what?
:Q -    what?
:,( -    Crying
[] -   Hugs and
:* -   Kisses
|I -     Asleep
|^o -    Snoring
:-`     smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1    smiley bland face
:-@     smiley face screaming
:-#|    smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$    smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%    smiley banker
:-6    smiley after eating something sour
:^)     smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7     smiley after a wry statement
8-)     smiley swimmer
:-*    smiley after eating something bitter
:-&     smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0    smiley orator
       smiley invisible man
(:-(     unsmiley frowning
(:-)     smiley big-face
):-)     "
):-(     unsmiley big-face
)8-)     scuba smiley big-face
=:-)    smiley punk-rocker
=:-(     (real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-)      smiley priest
:-q     smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e      disappointed smiley
:-t      cross smiley
:-i      semi-smiley
:-o      smiley singing national anthem
:-p      smiley sticking it's tongue out (at you.)
:-[    un-smiley blockhead
:-]     smiley blockhead
:-{     smiley variation on a theme
:-}    ditto
{:-)     smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-)     above in an updraft
:-a      efty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s      smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d       lefty smiley razzing you
g-)       smiley with ponce-nez glasses
:-j       left smiling smilely
:-k       beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l       y. a. s.
:-:     mutant smiley
:-\      undecided smiley
:-|      "have an ordinary day" smiley
;-)     winking smiley
:-<      real sad smiley
:->     y.a.s.
:-z      y.a.c.s.
:-x       "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c      bummed out smiley
:-v      talking head smiley
:v)      left-pointing nose smiley
:-b      left-pointing tongue smiley
:-/     lefty undecided smiley
:-?     smilely smoking a pipe
.-]     one-eyed smilely
,-}     wry and winking
0-)     smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=)     older smiley with mustache
:u)      smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n)     smiley with funny-looking right nose
:<      midget unsmiley
:>       midget smiley
}:^#})       mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy 

>:-I      net.startrek
:-P      nyah nyah
3:o[     net.pets