Paul

Boudreaux

Vice President-
President when President is absent. Stationed by the torch.
The torch is what keeps the fire at bay and with plenty of fuel.
Paul would have been President of S.A.F.O if he had said "I'm President" a
little quicker than Jacob when this whole journey began. But since he didn't
he is now the Vice President. At meetings he spends his time moping around
complaing and planning on how to kill Jacob and take his coveted President
position

Hi, I'm Paul and I'm gay.

Even though at first glance I might look really gay, once you get to know me you'll find out I'm much worse.

Q & A with Paul

Safo: How does it feel knowing that you were almost President of S.A.F.O.?

Paul: Don't tell Jake, but his time is almost up.

Safo: What do you mean? Do I smell a conspiracy?

Paul: I wouldn't say a conspiracy. I'd say more like the wrath of heaven will fall down upon those who have spite against me and my brethren.

Safo: I see. I also see that your the Vice-President, what all does your job include?

Paul: I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to stay out of my personal affairs. If your so curious you should work your way up to my current "old" position.

Safo: What are your favorite things to light aflame?

Paul: I'm a simple man. Don't think there is a better substance than wood. S.A.F.O. is about campfires and friends.

Safo: Who is your favorite member of S.A.F.O.?

Paul: Matt Johnson otherwise know as the Peturbed Penis, besides the founders of course. I like him because he has so many names, he's soooooo sexy, and his mom makes brownies for us.

Safo: Which member(s) of S.A.F.O. would you like to see die and in what manner?

Paul: Well naturally my first pick is already known but besides him I think Nathan. Our Mastabeta needs to die while making love to a 300 lb man from Indonesia.

Safo: What are your aspirations for S.A.F.O.?

Paul: Being Vice-President -not for long- I feel it is my responsibility to encourage and prolong the ever living integrity of S.A.F.O. In any direction we take it, I feel only that we keep our goals in sight and this of course coming up with more names for Matt Johnson.

Safo: Thank you for you deep insight and taking time to talk with us.